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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3857217 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28200 on: September 12, 2019, 07:31:10 PM »
Trump loses "My African American" is "My Jew" next?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28201 on: September 13, 2019, 12:48:13 AM »
Debate was interesting. Not the content as much as the fact that none of the front runners had a great night IMO and some of the 2nd/3rd tier people performed well. Will be interested to see how the polls move.

Also, I just kept thinking how if Biden could just be an average speaker he would be running away with this. So many of the other candidates had much weaker positions but just presented so much better than him

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28202 on: September 15, 2019, 08:25:21 PM »
This moron is going to get us into another war with his constant show of weakness.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28204 on: September 16, 2019, 09:27:00 PM »
Live Trump event in NM now

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28205 on: September 17, 2019, 04:38:36 PM »
If it's not free shipping it's not worth it.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28207 on: September 17, 2019, 07:59:56 PM »
What a circus! Enjoy

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28208 on: September 17, 2019, 08:23:50 PM »
What a circus!
Bunch of babies would be more accurate.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28209 on: September 18, 2019, 10:06:24 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28211 on: September 18, 2019, 11:12:36 AM »
maybe you meant this?
No I meant NK, Russia and Iran running all over this coward. I would hate to be Israel if a war breaks out. No way can they count on this coward. Your "King" and "Chosen One" will run as fast as he can.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28212 on: September 18, 2019, 12:52:30 PM »
No I meant NK, Russia and Iran running all over this coward. I would hate to be Israel if a war breaks out. No way can they count on this coward. Your "King" and "Chosen One" will run as fast as he can.
When we look for an example of cowardice we look to this statement..."We have been very clear to the Assad regime, but also to other players on the ground, that a red line for us is we start seeing a whole bunch of chemical weapons moving around or being utilized. That would change my calculus. That would change my equation."

I'll take my chances with Trump any day over that coward.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28213 on: September 18, 2019, 01:42:19 PM »
When we look for an example of cowardice we look to this statement..."We have been very clear to the Assad regime, but also to other players on the ground, that a red line for us is we start seeing a whole bunch of chemical weapons moving around or being utilized. That would change my calculus. That would change my equation."

I'll take my chances with Trump any day over that coward.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28214 on: September 18, 2019, 01:46:24 PM »
@CountValentine: "But Officer, he was also speeding..."
No...he's calling Trump a coward. I havent seen any cowardice from Trump. I have seen what cowardice looks like...from Obama. Just pointing him to what cowardice looks like so he can compare it to what we have now. 
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28215 on: September 18, 2019, 02:46:31 PM »
No...he's calling Trump a coward. I havent seen any cowardice from Trump. I have seen what cowardice looks like...from Obama. Just pointing him to what cowardice looks like so he can compare it to what we have now.
Then you don't know what a coward is.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28216 on: September 18, 2019, 02:48:30 PM »
@CountValentine: "But Officer, he was also speeding..."
Classic deflection since he can't defend the coward.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28217 on: September 18, 2019, 02:49:14 PM »
Then you don't know what a coward is.
Keep drawing red lines...and moving goalposts paging...oh you're insufferable. Forget it. Yes Trump is a coward. There you have it. Now go back to bed.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28218 on: September 18, 2019, 03:22:02 PM »
When we look for an example of cowardice we look to this statement..."We have been very clear to the Assad regime, but also to other players on the ground, that a red line for us is we start seeing a whole bunch of chemical weapons moving around or being utilized. That would change my calculus. That would change my equation."

I'll take my chances with Trump any day over that coward.
exactly. And not sure where talking tough to Iran shows weakness... However, like any parent knows, if you make threats and than dont follow through, your chances of being taken seriously next time are slim

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28219 on: September 18, 2019, 03:28:38 PM »
Then you don't know what a coward is.
seems like you dont know what a coward is.

Quote from Wikipedia. "According to the Online Etymology Dictionary, the word coward came into English from the Old French word coart (modern French couard), which is a combination of the word for "tail" (Modern French queue, Latin cauda) and an agent noun suffix. It would therefore have meant "one with a tail", which may conjur an image of an animal displaying its tail in flight of fear ("turning tail"), or a dog's habit of putting its tail between its legs when it is afraid."

Definitely sounds like Obama in the above context.