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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1353877 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28546 on: October 17, 2019, 07:16:26 PM »
You're so far up Trump's a** you can see Giuliani's feet.  HT Baruch

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28548 on: October 17, 2019, 09:25:19 PM »
So the theory is the bully backed down? That is not a theory, it is a FACT!!!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/sen-mitt-romney-raises-a-troubling-theory-about-trump-and-turkey/ar-AAIWAcA?ocid=spartandhp
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28549 on: October 17, 2019, 09:31:28 PM »
Is making Erdogan angry a bad thing?
Not at all. Is getting rolled over by Erdogan a bad thing, absolutely!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28550 on: October 17, 2019, 10:39:15 PM »
Will trump get credit for a withdrawal of troops and then working out a ceasefire?  Or he can do no good?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28551 on: October 17, 2019, 10:53:57 PM »
Will trump get credit for a withdrawal of troops and then working out a ceasefire?  Or he can do no good?
When IS comes back are you going to give him credit for that? Every respected military leader says this is a huge mistake but this moron knows better.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28552 on: October 17, 2019, 11:22:36 PM »
Now he goes after Maddog.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/mattis-responds-to-trump-criticism-i-guess-im-the-meryl-streep-of-generals/ar-AAIXNWU?li=BBnb7Kz

How can any sane person defend this delusional idiot?
"He wasn't tough enough," Trump reportedly said at the Wednesday meeting. "I captured ISIS. Mattis said it would take two years. I captured them in one month."
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28556 on: October 20, 2019, 08:28:41 AM »
THE THUG ACT!!!  :)
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/after-criticism-trump-to-select-new-location-for-g7/ar-AAJ3OnW?ocid=spartandhp

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28557 on: October 21, 2019, 11:10:40 PM »
Nine times the coward mentions BO in his cabinet meeting. He is obsessed with him because he can never measure up to him.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28558 on: October 22, 2019, 03:39:42 AM »
Nine times the coward mentions BO in his cabinet meeting. He is obsessed with him because he can never measure up to him.

What world do you live in?

Trump will be reelected by a landslide in the Electoral College and taking out CA and Southern NY he will butcher the popular vote as well. The country is rocking! Markets are back up again, trade deals will be done, and he is keeping Turkey in check. BO was exactly that BO!!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28559 on: October 22, 2019, 09:58:18 AM »
The country is rocking! Markets are back up again, trade deals will be done, and he is keeping Turkey in check. BO was exactly that BO!!
Hate crimes are at all time high. You should know that. Market has not done anything in 18 months and is primed for a crash. Trade deficit is at an all time high. Turkey rolled Trump over. He ran like a coward from Syria. NK and Russia do what ever they want. Don't let facts get in the way of your Kool-Aid drinking.
You're so far up Trump's a** you can see Giuliani's feet.  HT Baruch