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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1203388 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28755 on: November 13, 2019, 08:20:17 PM »
Why the smile? It should either be laughter at the absurdity, or tears for the smoke rising from the ashes of what used to pass for education.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28756 on: November 13, 2019, 08:21:53 PM »
Why the smile? It should either be laughter at the absurdity, or tears for the smoke rising from the ashes of what used to pass for education.
Sometimes instead of crying you just need to laugh.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28757 on: November 13, 2019, 08:40:16 PM »
Have not and will not watch any of it. Any crime the Bidens might have committed has ZERO to do with these impeachment hearings. Throwing that into the mix puts you in the Kool-Aid drinking group.
Precisely why we need Ukrainians to investigate him. Your fellow lovebirds at the FBI see no evil in their liberal overlords.

It just cracked me up to watch Little Schiff preaching about abuse of power via investigations. He should take his hands out of the cookie jar before lecturing I'd suggest.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28758 on: November 13, 2019, 08:57:07 PM »
Precisely why we need Ukrainians to investigate him.
...but they already did.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28759 on: November 13, 2019, 10:27:55 PM »
...but they already did.
....until 'somebody' paid 1 Billion tax dollars to have the prosecutor fired.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28760 on: November 14, 2019, 07:28:25 AM »
....until 'somebody' paid 1 Billion tax dollars to have the prosecutor fired.
Lets accept your Kool-Aid posts as fact. It still has ZERO to do with the impeachment hearings.
You're so far up Trump's a** you can see Giuliani's feet.  HT Baruch

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28761 on: November 14, 2019, 08:49:14 AM »
Lets accept your Kool-Aid posts as fact. It still has ZERO to do with the impeachment hearings.
Other than that to the extent there truly may have been corruption there is an argument to be made that it should be investigated before sending them money
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28762 on: November 14, 2019, 03:10:26 PM »
Other than that to the extent there truly may have been corruption there is an argument to be made that it should be investigated before sending them money
No there isn't. With holding funds allocated by congress to dig up crimes on your opponent is abuse of power.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28763 on: November 14, 2019, 03:17:59 PM »
No there isn't. With holding funds allocated by congress to dig up crimes on your opponent is abuse of power.
If it should be investigated  if it was not an opponent then it should be investigated even if it is.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28764 on: November 19, 2019, 04:23:23 PM »
Was channel surfing and hit the impeachment hearings. It was a R asking the questions and watched about 5 minutes of it. Every question was about Biden and his son. Someone let the moron know he is in wrong hearing.  ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28765 on: November 19, 2019, 07:13:52 PM »
Was channel surfing and hit the impeachment hearings.
lol. And I was just randomly breathing today :)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28766 on: November 19, 2019, 07:19:38 PM »
lol. And I was just randomly breathing today :)
It was hard to avoid channels with it on.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28767 on: November 19, 2019, 07:22:02 PM »
It was hard to avoid channels with it on.
I could give you a whole list
1) food network
2) Nickelodeon
Should I go on ? :)
Id watch anything else

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28768 on: November 19, 2019, 07:23:05 PM »
I could give you a whole list
1) food network
2) Nickelodeon
Should I go on ? :)
I hit up/down
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