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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1210036 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28815 on: December 02, 2019, 08:40:35 PM »
Ah got it. I forgot we are in the fiction thread.
I am going with 75% probability true with what they are reporting.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28816 on: December 02, 2019, 10:21:49 PM »
I am going with 75% probability true with what they are reporting.
most likely each side will interpret to meet their needs
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28817 on: December 02, 2019, 10:28:59 PM »
most likely each side will interpret to meet their needs
Don't take a side.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28819 on: December 03, 2019, 07:44:38 AM »
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I know that is beyond some's comprehension.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28820 on: December 03, 2019, 07:25:14 PM »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28821 on: December 03, 2019, 09:19:02 PM »
Got me a picture in front of Trump Tower.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28822 on: December 05, 2019, 07:52:59 AM »
OK Clinton (is is) sure thing. 100-1 the Kool-Aid drinkers will drink this right up!!!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-i-was-asking-zelensky-to-help-america-not-me/ar-BBXMo1x?ocid=spartandhp
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28823 on: December 05, 2019, 08:03:27 AM »
OK Clinton (is is) sure thing. 100-1 the Kool-Aid drinkers will drink this right up!!!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-i-was-asking-zelensky-to-help-america-not-me/ar-BBXMo1x?ocid=spartandhp
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28824 on: December 05, 2019, 08:05:22 AM »
It is not quite the same and any media outlet comparing them is being dishonest.
I agree, it is actually worse. US is us? ROFLMAO!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28825 on: December 05, 2019, 08:09:55 AM »
I agree, it is actually worse. US is us? ROFLMAO!!!
Why wouldn't the POTUS on a call with a foreign leader refer to the USA as we or us?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28826 on: December 05, 2019, 04:45:38 PM »
Why wouldn't the POTUS on a call with a foreign leader refer to the USA as we or us?
Why wouldn't POTUS want the leader of another country to get in touch with his private lawyer?
Are you really that gullible?
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« Reply #28828 on: December 05, 2019, 05:09:20 PM »
Why wouldn't POTUS want the leader of another country to get in touch with his private lawyer?
Are you really that gullible?
Who was talking about believable?
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