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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1622216 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28890 on: December 17, 2019, 10:37:58 AM »
WOW all of sudden someone believes the polls.
We will have to wait and see.
Mark my words " you will have POTUS TRUMP till Jan 2025" the good news is, you have this thread to keep you busy for the next 5 years.
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I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28892 on: December 17, 2019, 11:12:59 AM »
We will have to wait and see.
Mark my words " you will have POTUS TRUMP till Jan 2025" the good news is, you have this thread to keep you busy for the next 5 years.
FTFY
If it benefits even just one fellow DDFer, its worth posting it.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28893 on: December 17, 2019, 11:16:18 AM »
It's a work in progress, the left is working to tarnish Durhams stellar reputation to discredit the results of his investigation.
Wonder where they got that from?  :P

Talking when he has ongoing investigation? He is tarnishing his reputation himself.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28894 on: December 17, 2019, 01:31:45 PM »
this is more abt culture than polotics. but I find it great that todays days I can call for anybody, I can be a female with a male voice, and nobody will dear to ask abt it.
airlines, banks, its just awesome.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28895 on: December 17, 2019, 02:51:38 PM »
this is more abt culture than polotics. but I find it great that todays days I can call for anybody, I can be a female with a male voice, and nobody will dear to ask abt it.
airlines, banks, its just awesome.
The left eats its own

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28896 on: December 17, 2019, 07:39:53 PM »
Are there any Dems voting against impeachment?
Besides for the guy from NJ thatís switching parties

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28897 on: December 17, 2019, 07:41:48 PM »
Are there any Dems voting against impeachment?
I sure hope so and hopefully some R's will vote for it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28898 on: December 17, 2019, 07:43:20 PM »
I sure hope so and hopefully some R's will vote for it.
Iím sure you do! That way it will seem ďbipartisanĒ
but highly doubt any republican votes for it
« Last Edit: December 17, 2019, 08:13:43 PM by Jellybelly »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28899 on: December 17, 2019, 08:15:52 PM »
this is more abt culture than polotics. but I find it great that todays days I can call for anybody, I can be a female with a male voice, and nobody will dear to ask abt it.
airlines, banks, its just awesome.
its spelled DARE

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28900 on: December 17, 2019, 08:18:09 PM »
its spelled DARE
once your spellchecking, why donít you correct all the mistakes? 🙄

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28901 on: December 17, 2019, 08:19:16 PM »
Iím sure you do! That way it will seem ďbipartisanĒ
but highly doubt any republican votes for it
The vote is a forgone conclusion as is the senate vote. Would like to see how many have a conscience left.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28902 on: December 17, 2019, 08:20:04 PM »
once your spellchecking, why donít you correct all the mistakes? 🙄
Can start with my posts. That will be a full-time job.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28903 on: December 17, 2019, 08:23:53 PM »
The vote is a forgone conclusion as is the senate vote. Would like to see how many have a conscience left.
I know, this is obviously a partisan hit job and everyone knows it, I really hope people vote their conscience. Thatís why Iím sure all republicans will vote it down and I do have slight hopes that there are still a couple sane Democrats out there, that havenít been blinded by their hated for Trump, and will vote not to impeach

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28904 on: December 17, 2019, 08:24:39 PM »
Can start with my posts. That will be a full-time job.
Thatís the least of my issues with your posts 😀