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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1664952 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28935 on: December 18, 2019, 12:12:06 PM »
Not sure whats my typical post, and not sure what you are applying one sided on.
Everything in your post was a shot against the D's. That is your typical post. What is so hard to understand?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28936 on: December 18, 2019, 12:14:44 PM »
So your focus is on monetary issues?
How about social issues like separating children from their parents? How about keeping children in cages? How about bulling a teenager that did nothing wrong except get an award that he wanted so bad? You care about these issues?
Ask Obama who made those cages, what do you want to do with people illegally crossing the border and abusing there children by making then cross with them. And I cant speak about it because I dont know exactly what goes on there, but I do know that Obama made the cages.   

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28937 on: December 18, 2019, 12:18:18 PM »
Ask Obama who made those cages, what do you want to do with people illegally crossing the border and abusing there children by making then cross with them. And I cant speak about it because I dont know exactly what goes on there, but I do know that Obama made the cages.
Here we go again. But officer he was speeding to.  :)
It was wrong for BO or any president to keep the kids in cages. Will you acknowledge the same or are you just going to keep drinking the Kool-Aid?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28938 on: December 18, 2019, 12:19:44 PM »
Everything in your post was a shot against the D's. That is your typical post. What is so hard to understand?
I should lie and make something up? which part should I change? should I say that Hillary Won like she keeps on saying? or that, Biden, Sanders, Warren, Bloomberg, or Castro are good candidates?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28939 on: December 18, 2019, 12:23:13 PM »
Ok fair enough. I like to get the facts straight. So you are saying he hasn't made racist comments?
There are comments which trouble me but I am unsure.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28940 on: December 18, 2019, 12:24:36 PM »
I should lie and make something up? which part should I change? should I say that Hillary Won like she keeps on saying? or that, Biden, Sanders, Warren, Bloomberg, or Castro are good candidates?
You should try to look at things objectively. Even I post favorably things about Trump (very few). While I hate Trump that doesn't extend to all R's.
I can come up R's and D's I would support for president. Can you do the same?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28941 on: December 18, 2019, 12:25:08 PM »
There are comments which trouble me but I am unsure.
Ok that is progress then.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28942 on: December 18, 2019, 12:29:32 PM »
Ok that is progress then.
This is not nearly the first time I've said that.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28943 on: December 18, 2019, 12:33:03 PM »
This is not nearly the first time I've said that.
If you said it 1, 2, 10 or more times then that is even more progress. It means you want to go further but are just fighting it.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28944 on: December 18, 2019, 12:40:36 PM »
If you said it 1, 2, 10 or more times then that is even more progress. It means you want to go further but are just fighting it.  :)
::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28945 on: December 18, 2019, 12:43:12 PM »
::)
Psychology 101 - Classic case of criminal that wants to be caught.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28946 on: December 18, 2019, 04:44:08 PM »
When you are the biggest liar we have ever seen in a president only the Kool-Aid drinkers will believe your lies.

"SUCH ATROCIOUS LIES BY THE RADICAL LEFT, DO NOTHING DEMOCRATS. THIS IS AN ASSAULT ON AMERICA, AND AN ASSAULT ON THE REPUBLICAN PARTY!!!!"
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28947 on: December 18, 2019, 08:01:29 PM »
It is still going on.  ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28948 on: December 18, 2019, 08:13:37 PM »
Votes coming in

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28949 on: December 18, 2019, 08:24:21 PM »
Instead of SCUMBAG president it is now IMPEACHED SCUMBAG president!!!
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