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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1497211 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29341 on: January 17, 2020, 03:15:59 PM »
huh?
Guess you missed the sarcasm dripping....

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29342 on: January 17, 2020, 03:16:30 PM »
Guess you missed the sarcasm dripping....
We all did.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29343 on: January 18, 2020, 08:35:23 PM »
Guess you missed the sarcasm dripping....
I didn't miss it at all. That is what I said huh about.
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29345 on: January 19, 2020, 11:46:58 AM »
Dersh makes an excellent argument against impeachment but that all gets lost by him twisting himself into a pretzel trying to pretend he is not Trumps lawyer.  ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29346 on: January 19, 2020, 12:55:37 PM »
Dersh makes an excellent argument against impeachment but that all gets lost by him twisting himself into a pretzel trying to pretend he is not Trumps lawyer.  ::)
what are you smoking
all he is saying is that he is a constitutional lawyer and not partisan.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29347 on: January 19, 2020, 01:13:07 PM »
what are you smoking
all he is saying is that he is a constitutional lawyer and not partisan.
He is one of Trumps lawyers, PERIOD!!!
He is making a constitutional argument (and a good one) for his client Trump. He is trying to distance himself from defending Trump but that is exactly what he is doing.

Put down the Kool-Aid.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29348 on: January 19, 2020, 02:47:01 PM »
Amazing how some can't understand the distinction between being anti-impeachment and being pro-Trump.
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29349 on: January 19, 2020, 02:57:15 PM »
Amazing how some can't understand the distinction between being anti-impeachment and being pro-Trump.
No one said he is pro-Trump. Don't try and twist this. He is one of Trumps lawyers and is presenting his anti-impeachment view in defense of Trump. He is not being called as an expert witness.

It is like putting lipstick on a pig and then trying to say it is not a pig.  ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29350 on: January 19, 2020, 03:08:03 PM »
No one said he is pro-Trump. Don't try and twist this. He is one of Trumps lawyers and is presenting his anti-impeachment view in defense of Trump. He is not being called as an expert witness.

It is like putting lipstick on a pig and then trying to say it is not a pig.  ::)
That is correct and is what he said. He said very clearly that he is an advocate against impeachment.
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29351 on: January 19, 2020, 03:14:29 PM »
That is correct and is what he said. He said very clearly that he is an advocate against impeachment.
We get that but the part he is twisting himself into a pretzel over is trying to pretend he is not one of Trumps lawyers defending him. I know you are a Dersh fan but you are also twisting yourself into a pretzel now.

ETA: Being an advocate for or against something has nothing to do with if you are someone's lawyer!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29352 on: January 19, 2020, 03:33:52 PM »
We get that but the part he is twisting himself into a pretzel over is trying to pretend he is not one of Trumps lawyers defending him. I know you are a Dersh fan but you are also twisting yourself into a pretzel now.

ETA: Being an advocate for or against something has nothing to do with if you are someone's lawyer!!!
I didn't see him doing that.

There you go again not understanding that just because someone agrees with or supports certain thing that someone does may not mean that he is a fan.
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29353 on: January 19, 2020, 03:38:03 PM »
I didn't see him doing that.
Then you are blind or more like your head is buried in the sand.

You are not a fan of Dersh?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29354 on: January 19, 2020, 04:19:17 PM »
Then you are blind or more like your head is buried in the sand.

You are not a fan of Dersh?
No I am not a fan of his.  I support some of his advocacies and I am against others. I definitely don't support his involvement with Epstein and Weinstien.
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.