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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3845234 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29980 on: February 03, 2020, 11:23:02 PM »
During a 2011 press conference in Hawaii, Obama mistakenly referred to Hawaii, his birth state, as part of Asia. "When I meet with world leaders, what's striking -- whether it's in Europe or here in Asia..."
How about a link?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29981 on: February 03, 2020, 11:23:27 PM »
During a 2011 press conference in Hawaii, Obama mistakenly referred to Hawaii, his birth state, as part of Asia. "When I meet with world leaders, what's striking -- whether it's in Europe or here in Asia..."
So I guess Hawaii is not one of the 57 states.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29982 on: February 03, 2020, 11:27:45 PM »
What’s taking so long for results in Iowa? Are they just trying to figure out how to rig it against Bernie?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29984 on: February 04, 2020, 12:08:52 AM »

Interesting. What continent is Hawaii part of?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29985 on: February 04, 2020, 12:13:01 AM »
Interesting. What continent is Hawaii part of?
Depends whom you ask I guess. Knowledgeable sources say NA.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29986 on: February 04, 2020, 12:14:05 AM »
So now this thread is closed!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29987 on: February 04, 2020, 12:14:48 AM »
Knowledgeable sources say NA.
I guess you mean US sources.  ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29988 on: February 04, 2020, 12:16:11 AM »
So now this thread is closed!!
2k pages is the max a human being can tolerate of this trash...
It is not over until I say it is over!  >:(
Do you really want to see politics in every thread? If so just go ahead and close this one.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29989 on: February 04, 2020, 12:19:09 AM »
What a joke, Iowa Dems!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29990 on: February 04, 2020, 12:21:48 AM »
What a joke, Iowa Dems!
What's going on now?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29991 on: February 04, 2020, 12:24:31 AM »
What's going on now?
They are having a hard time fixing the numbers.
Or as they said "We seem to have a few inconsistencies".
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29992 on: February 04, 2020, 12:25:25 AM »
I loved how this guy on Fox put it down. "The same people who want medicaid for all and want to control 73 trillion dollars to fund it, can't figure out how to count 200k votes with hundreds of millions of dollars invested in it in a timely fashion"  'Here you have the green deal in action.."
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29993 on: February 04, 2020, 12:26:01 AM »
2k pages is the max a human being can tolerate of this trash...
In case anybody wants the whole thread in 3 minutes:

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29994 on: February 04, 2020, 12:28:40 AM »
Why is everyone watching the Iowa BS?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29995 on: February 04, 2020, 12:32:25 AM »
They are having a hard time fixing the numbers.
Or as they said "We seem to have a few inconsistencies".

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29996 on: February 04, 2020, 12:52:32 AM »
"Trump is going to release a map tomorrow  with Kansas City in Kansas, isn't he?"
Erm, Kansas City is in KS and MO.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29997 on: February 04, 2020, 09:23:21 AM »
The Kool-Aid drinkers will still pretend he did nothing wrong and defend this scumbag.

"The president's behavior was shameful and wrong. His personal interests do not take precedent over those of this great nation," Murkowski declared in a speech to a near-empty Senate chamber.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29998 on: February 04, 2020, 09:25:15 AM »
The Kool-Aid drinkers will still pretend he did nothing wrong and defend this scumbag.

"The president's behavior was shameful and wrong. His personal interests do not take precedent over those of this great nation," Murkowski declared in a speech to a near-empty Senate chamber.
Is she afraid they are going to move her Senate seat to Moscow?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29999 on: February 04, 2020, 09:28:22 AM »
Is she afraid they are going to move her Senate seat to Moscow?
Going to have to explain what that means as I have no idea what you are talking about.
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