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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3849094 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30040 on: February 04, 2020, 11:26:31 PM »
“America is the place where anything can happen. America is the place where anyone can rise. Here, on this land, on this soil, on this continent, the most incredible dreams come true. This nation is our canvas and this country is our masterpiece. Our brightest discoveries are not yet known. Our most thrilling stories are not yet told. Our grandest journeys are not yet made. The American age, the American epic, the American adventure has only just begun. Our spirit is still young. The sun is still rising. God's grace is still shining. My fellow Americans, the best is yet to come.“

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30041 on: February 04, 2020, 11:30:30 PM »
When a scumbag talks about his own daughter this way how do you think he talks about other women?
Stern: “By the way, your daughter…”
Trump: “ - she’s beautiful"
Stern: “Can I say this? A piece of ass.”
Trump: “Yeah.”
"I don't think Ivanka would do that inside the magazine although she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter perhaps I'd be dating her."
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30042 on: February 04, 2020, 11:36:34 PM »
Count, tell me you weren’t cheering when you heard

“We do not punish prayer.  We do not tear down crosses. We do not ban symbols of faith. We do not muzzle preachers & pastors. In America, we celebrate faith. We cherish religion. We lift our voices in prayer, & we raise our sights to the Glory of God!"

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30043 on: February 04, 2020, 11:39:34 PM »
Count, tell me you weren’t cheering when you heard

“We do not punish prayer.  We do not tear down crosses. We do not ban symbols of faith. We do not muzzle preachers & pastors. In America, we celebrate faith. We cherish religion. We lift our voices in prayer, & we raise our sights to the Glory of God!"
I watched a movie "Miss Sloane".
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30044 on: February 04, 2020, 11:58:39 PM »
Pelosi having to sit through the whole speech after POTUS didnt want to shake her hand.  Man thats the most courage she has had. I would have stood up and left out of anger. Not wait until last minute to give out the anger by ripping the papers.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30045 on: February 05, 2020, 12:12:34 AM »
Pelosi having to sit through the whole speech after POTUS didnt want to shake her hand.  Man thats the most courage she has had. I would have stood up and left out of anger. Not wait until last minute to give out the anger by ripping the papers.
Go back & watch it. I still can’t tell if he even noticed it.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30046 on: February 05, 2020, 12:13:39 AM »
The place looks more like an old age home than Congress. Do you need to be 65+ to be in congress??

Btw Mike Pence is super classy. He should run in 2024 after trump leaves office.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30047 on: February 05, 2020, 12:15:06 AM »
Good one

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30048 on: February 05, 2020, 08:24:12 AM »
The XXX was the scumbag speaker who believes it is ok to grab women by the ******!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30049 on: February 05, 2020, 09:28:49 AM »
Go back & watch it. I still can’t tell if he even noticed it.

Tough call, although this is front page of CNN right now

https://dynaimage.cdn.cnn.com/cnn/animations/w_447/200204225734-desktop-pelosi-trump-handshake-snub-side-final.mp4
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30050 on: February 05, 2020, 09:50:46 AM »
Getting to the bottom of the barrel?
Yup, don't know if you can get any lower than him.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30051 on: February 05, 2020, 09:57:25 AM »
Yup, don't know if you can get any lower than him.
OP was asking if you will soon stop posting here

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30052 on: February 05, 2020, 10:03:20 AM »
OP was asking if you will soon stop posting here
Are you the OP's spokesperson? He can ask his own questions.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30053 on: February 05, 2020, 10:09:40 AM »
When a scumbag talks about his own daughter this way how do you think he talks about other women?
Stern: “By the way, your daughter…”
Trump: “ - she’s beautiful"
Stern: “Can I say this? A piece of ass.”
Trump: “Yeah.”
"I don't think Ivanka would do that inside the magazine although she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter perhaps I'd be dating her."
“Yeah, she’s really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren’t happily married and, ya know, her father . . . “
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30055 on: February 05, 2020, 10:38:52 AM »
The first chassidish President ;)
Is that what a chassidish person represents?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30057 on: February 05, 2020, 12:34:27 PM »
When a scumbag talks about his own daughter this way how do you think he talks about other women?“Yeah, she’s really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren’t happily married and, ya know, her father . . . “
And yet he still won and will win again in 2020! The people wanted change from the Obama administration and now they see results!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30058 on: February 05, 2020, 12:40:27 PM »
Yup, don't know if you can get any lower than him.
When you go back to this same old stuff we know you ran out of ammo.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30059 on: February 05, 2020, 12:55:58 PM »
When you go back to this same old stuff we know you ran out of ammo.
It is who he is. Everyone wants to sweep it under the rug. How can you trust someone with such a sick mind to make the right decisions?
I see all these complaints about the SB halftime show and dead silence on this or the canned answer "we don't agree with that behavior".
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