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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3829296 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30060 on: February 05, 2020, 12:58:05 PM »
When you go back to this same old stuff we know you ran out of ammo.
If someone was anti-Semitic and someone keep bringing it up would your response be:
When you go back to this same old stuff we know you ran out of ammo.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30061 on: February 05, 2020, 01:12:10 PM »
How can you trust someone with such a sick mind to make the right decisions?
Seems to work out pretty well in our history of presidents.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30062 on: February 05, 2020, 01:14:06 PM »
It is who he is. Everyone wants to sweep it under the rug. How can you trust someone with such a sick mind to make the right decisions?
I see all these complaints about the SB halftime show and dead silence on this or the canned answer "we don't agree with that behavior".

why does his sickness in regards to how he treats woman affect his decision making abilities another aspects of running the country?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30063 on: February 05, 2020, 01:17:38 PM »
This isn’t 2016. He’s been president for 3 years & made some great decisions.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30064 on: February 05, 2020, 01:20:16 PM »
How can you trust someone with such a sick mind to make the right decisions?

You know my opinion of the altrernative choices.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30065 on: February 05, 2020, 01:42:24 PM »
why does his sickness in regards to how he treats woman affect his decision making abilities another aspects of running the country?
Would you trust the decisions of a racist or anti-Semite?
How about a compulsive liar?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30066 on: February 05, 2020, 01:44:06 PM »
This isn’t 2016. He’s been president for 3 years & made some great decisions.
Like separating children from their mothers and putting them in cages?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30067 on: February 05, 2020, 02:05:26 PM »
Like separating children from their mothers and putting them in cages?
no. like enforcing our borders!  its a country with rules. you cant just come in and force yourself on us. now don't bring the holocaust ellis island argument because all of them came in legally!
#TYH

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30068 on: February 05, 2020, 02:08:41 PM »
Like separating children from their mothers and putting them in cages?
That wasn’t his decision.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30069 on: February 05, 2020, 02:10:22 PM »
no. like enforcing our borders!  its a country with rules. you cant just come in and force yourself on us. now don't bring the holocaust ellis island argument because all of them came in legally!
You can enforce borders without the despicable behavior of separating children from their mothers and putting them in cages. 
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30070 on: February 05, 2020, 02:11:09 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30071 on: February 05, 2020, 02:16:43 PM »
What if a frog had a tail?
YOU DON'T SEPERATE MOTHERS FROM THEIR CHILDREN!!!

Talk about scraping the bottom of the pot....

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30072 on: February 05, 2020, 02:17:01 PM »
Like separating children from their mothers and putting them in cages?
I think you're confused, that was the Obama administration.
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30073 on: February 05, 2020, 02:26:47 PM »
Like separating children from their mothers and putting them in cages?
Oh you're talking about Obama? I thought you were talking about Trump

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30074 on: February 05, 2020, 02:32:04 PM »
"Groups beliefs at odds with reality"
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30075 on: February 05, 2020, 02:48:35 PM »
Mitt Romney to break with GOP and vote to remove Trump from office
“I swore an oath before God to apply impartial justice. And, as you know, I'm a very religious person. I take that very seriously,” Romney, a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, told The Salt Lake Tribune ahead of his vote. “And so I looked at the evidence in a very unbiased manner and concluded that that the president had done as was alleged — that he did ask a foreign government to interfere in the election, that he did pressure that government by withholding aid.
“That's as egregious an assault on the Constitution of our country,” he added, “as I can imagine that a president might make.”
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30076 on: February 05, 2020, 02:56:42 PM »
Oh G Romney such a mega sore loser

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30077 on: February 05, 2020, 03:17:09 PM »
Oh G Romney such a mega sore loser
I swore an oath before God to apply impartial justice.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30078 on: February 05, 2020, 03:19:50 PM »
“America’s enemies are on the run, America’s fortunes are on the rise and America’s future is blazing bright,”

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30079 on: February 05, 2020, 03:23:23 PM »

As if that means anything these days lol