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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3850786 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30140 on: February 05, 2020, 06:34:43 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on February 05, 2020, 06:18:25 PM
a women who was promoting birth control.

Is demanding that the government pay for (or require others to pay for) birth control equal "promoting birth control"?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30141 on: February 05, 2020, 06:35:49 PM »
Quote from: zh cohen on February 05, 2020, 06:32:40 PM
Right, because appeals to authority are the last resort of someone who's lost an argument.
If you don't understand why that statement is racist you are either ignorant, a racist or both. I will lean toward ignorant. 
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30142 on: February 05, 2020, 06:37:41 PM »
Quote from: zh cohen on February 05, 2020, 06:34:43 PM
Is demanding that the government pay for (or require others to pay for) birth control equal "promoting birth control"?
Use what ever word you want. He called her a slut and a whore and you want to pick out a word? Where is your sense of decency?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30143 on: February 05, 2020, 06:39:05 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on February 05, 2020, 06:33:44 PM
That is like asking how the current attacks against Jews are anti-Semitic?  ::)
I will not dignify your question with an answer.
Im not sure i understand the correlation?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30144 on: February 05, 2020, 06:40:17 PM »
If Rush deserves a medal I guess the Rev Al does also.  ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30145 on: February 05, 2020, 06:40:39 PM »
Quote from: Jellybelly on February 05, 2020, 06:39:05 PM
Im not sure i understand the correlation?
That's the problem.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30146 on: February 05, 2020, 06:42:25 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on February 05, 2020, 06:40:17 PM
If Rush deserves a medal I guess the Rev Al does also.  ::)
You must be high on something, one guy has blood on his hands one doesn’t
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30147 on: February 05, 2020, 06:43:38 PM »
Quote from: Jellybelly on February 05, 2020, 06:42:25 PM
You must be high on something, one guy has blood on his hands one doesn’t
You are taking what he did out of context or are you talking about Trump who if he had his way innocent kids would have been put to death?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30148 on: February 05, 2020, 06:45:50 PM »
Right, was gonna change it to incited violence and is just a rabble rouser, but i got lazy
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30149 on: February 05, 2020, 06:47:59 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on February 05, 2020, 06:43:38 PM
You are taking what he did out of context or are you talking about Trump who if he had his way innocent kids would have been put to death?
Whoa! Thats a new one. Never heard that before!
Can we get a list of all your issues with Trump in one place?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30150 on: February 05, 2020, 06:49:08 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on February 05, 2020, 06:37:41 PM
Use what ever word you want. He called her a slut and a whore and you want to pick out a word? Where is your sense of decency?

Yes, he used inappropriate and disgusting language(for which he apologized) about someone with whom he disagreed politically. But you were the one who thought it relevant to describe her as a "birth control advocate" (presumably in order to make her seem more sympathetic).
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30151 on: February 05, 2020, 06:51:51 PM »
Quote from: Jellybelly on February 05, 2020, 06:47:59 PM
Whoa! Thats a new one. Never heard that before!
Can we get a list of all your issues with Trump in one place?
You don't know about Trump calling for the death penalty for innocent teenagers?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30152 on: February 05, 2020, 06:54:15 PM »
Quote from: zh cohen on February 05, 2020, 06:49:08 PM
Yes, he used inappropriate and disgusting language(for which he apologized) about someone with whom he disagreed politically. But you were the one who thought it relevant to describe her as a "birth control advocate" (presumably in order to make her seem more sympathetic).
Not to mention that he was clearly joking. He obviously wasn't seriously accusing her of being a prostitute.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30153 on: February 05, 2020, 06:55:42 PM »
Could anyone please sponsor tissues for the CNN Situation Room with Wolf the Blitzer??? ASAP!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30154 on: February 05, 2020, 06:57:37 PM »
Quote from: zh cohen on February 05, 2020, 06:49:08 PM
Yes, he used inappropriate and disgusting language(for which he apologized) about someone with whom he disagreed politically. But you were the one who thought it relevant to describe her as a "birth control advocate" (presumably in order to make her seem more sympathetic).
1 - I wasn't making no one look sympathetic. 2 - She didn't needed anyone to make her look anything.

Who cares what her political views are. Someone who calls a women a slut/whore because he disagrees with them does not deserve any medal. Their are tons of his despicable remarks against women so this is not a one and done.

That begs the question: What is your opinion of her.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30155 on: February 05, 2020, 07:03:56 PM »
How would you feel if someone asked your mother, sister, daughter or any other female this?
“You walk up to the woman and say, ‘Will you please ask your breasts to stop staring at my eyes?’”

This is a person you want to give a medal to?

Or how about this?
“If we are going to have to pay for this then we want something in return, Ms. Fluke. And that would be the videos of all this sex posted online so we can see what we’re getting for our money.”
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30156 on: February 05, 2020, 07:05:54 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on February 05, 2020, 06:57:37 PM

That begs the question:

I don't think you know what this means
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30157 on: February 05, 2020, 07:09:40 PM »
Quote from: zh cohen on February 05, 2020, 07:05:54 PM
I don't think you know what this means
Of course I don't so help me out, petitio principia.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30158 on: February 05, 2020, 07:17:07 PM »
He is two feet away from her and claims he didn't see it. The little weasel is afraid of Trump because he didn't do anything.
On "Fox and Friends" on Wednesday, Pence said he didn't see Pelosi, D-Calif., tear the copy in real time.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30159 on: February 05, 2020, 07:21:28 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on February 05, 2020, 07:17:07 PM
He is two feet away from her and claims he didn't see it. The little weasel is afraid of Trump because he didn't do anything.
On "Fox and Friends" on Wednesday, Pence said he didn't see Pelosi, D-Calif., tear the copy in real time.
He probably didnt see her practicing either
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