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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3768899 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30300 on: May 10, 2020, 01:45:45 PM »
Which party we talking about. The one he defends or the one he pretends to be a member of?
Then it also depends which way the wind is blowing.
Ah, So you can only defend someone in your own party?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30301 on: May 10, 2020, 01:48:42 PM »
Ah, So you can only defend someone in your own party?
No and I never said that.
So lets see if can answer the simple question. What party were you talking about in your comment?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30302 on: May 10, 2020, 01:58:37 PM »
It seems like you were saying, you can’t be a member of one party( in this case he’s a Democrat that voted for Hillary )and defend trump who’s a republican

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30303 on: May 10, 2020, 02:06:59 PM »
It seems like you were saying, you can’t be a member of one party( in this case he’s a Democrat that voted for Hillary )and defend trump who’s a republican
I was saying he pretends to be a D but defends Trump. Now he can claim to be a D and not toe the party line. I have no issue with that.
I do have a problem with him saying he wasn't defending Trump at the hearings when he was one of Trumps lawyers.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30304 on: May 10, 2020, 05:45:03 PM »
I was saying he pretends to be a D but defends Trump. Now he can claim to be a D and not toe the party line. I have no issue with that.
I do have a problem with him saying he wasn't defending Trump at the hearings when he was one of Trumps lawyers.

He is an old school liberal who did not vote for Trump but for Hillary.
At this point it might be fair to say "he hasn't left the party, the party left him"

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30305 on: May 10, 2020, 07:06:27 PM »
At this point it might be fair to say "he hasn't left the party, the party left him"
Chicken or the egg, same ending.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30306 on: May 10, 2020, 07:43:33 PM »
For those who think the MSM is not covering this I see articles everyday. If covid-19 wasn't around you would see a lot more.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/elections-2020/biden-sexual-assault-claim-divides-democrats-as-republicans-pounce/ar-BB13RCQU?ocid=spartan-ntp-feeds
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30307 on: May 10, 2020, 08:17:37 PM »
For those who think the MSM is not covering this I see articles everyday. If covid-19 wasn't around you would see a lot more.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/elections-2020/biden-sexual-assault-claim-divides-democrats-as-republicans-pounce/ar-BB13RCQU?ocid=spartan-ntp-feeds

 "as republicans pounce" one of the most abused terminology used by MSM.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30308 on: May 11, 2020, 04:33:47 PM »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30310 on: May 12, 2020, 02:52:58 PM »
Seems to make sense.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/elections-2020/trump-is-getting-trounced-among-a-crucial-constituency-the-haters/ar-BB13XKCR?li=BBnb7Kz

This is assuming Biden will still be a Functioning Sentient Being who can string together sentences we can understand. 

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30311 on: May 12, 2020, 02:58:37 PM »
This is assuming Biden will still be a Functioning Sentient Being who can string together sentences we can understand.
Him hiding in the basement is his strongest point. He should also not debate Trump.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30312 on: May 12, 2020, 03:23:30 PM »
Him hiding in the basement is his strongest point. He should also not debate Trump.

100%
can you imagine a debate between Trump and Biden, personally i think it would be too cringey for me.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30313 on: May 12, 2020, 03:37:34 PM »
100%
can you imagine a debate between Trump and Biden, personally i think it would be too cringey for me.
I have so much advice to give Biden.
Demand Trump releases his tax returns before a debate.
If by chance he does then once the debate starts walk off the stage. Say I am not going to stand here while he lies to the American public.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30314 on: May 12, 2020, 03:41:07 PM »
I have so much advice to give Biden.
Demand Trump releases his tax returns before a debate.
If by chance he does then once the debate starts walk off the stage. Say I am not going to stand here while he lies to the American public.  :)

The best advice is "Hide and don't open your mouth till Wed. Nov 4th 2020" otherwise he doesn't stand a chance.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30315 on: May 12, 2020, 03:59:31 PM »
...otherwise he doesn't stand a chance.
That sounds like a real longshot. You giving odds?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30316 on: May 12, 2020, 04:17:52 PM »
That sounds like a real longshot. You giving odds?  :)
what does?
Should we start a new thread with a poll?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30317 on: May 12, 2020, 04:22:47 PM »
what does?
Should we start a new thread with a poll?
Biden doesn't stand a chance sounds like you are saying he is a longshot. I am wondering if you are giving longshot odds I could bet on.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30318 on: May 12, 2020, 04:25:22 PM »
Biden doesn't stand a chance sounds like you are saying he is a longshot. I am wondering if you are giving longshot odds I could bet on.

Sure, the odds change based on how much we see and hear him talk.
starting poll.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30319 on: May 12, 2020, 04:33:51 PM »
Sure, the odds change based on how much we see and hear him talk.
starting poll.
Ok what's the current odds?
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