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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« on: February 11, 2011, 12:30:49 AM »
I personally love Donald Trumps no nonsense attitude and toughness. I would definitely want to see him become the president as he has so much business knowledge and i think he has the know how to really improve our economy. Although it is hard to know how he would do with other issues that don't pertain to the financial aspect of running the country. What are your feelings?   
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2011, 06:51:19 AM »
Quote from: mords on February 11, 2011, 12:30:49 AM
I personally love Donald Trumps no nonsense attitude and toughness. I would definitely want to see him become the president as he has so much business knowledge and i think he has the know how to really improve our economy. Although it is hard to know how he would do with other issues that don't pertain to the financial aspect of running the country. What are your feelings?   

He has an ego from h3ll and was just lucky (a la right-time-right-place).
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2011, 12:55:09 AM »
I think many New Yorkers are fed up with Mike Bloomberg style, out of touch with ordinary citizens, so I think it would be a no-no for many New Yorkers here.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2011, 01:59:23 PM »
Dan for Prez! Lots of free deals for all americans
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2011, 02:51:26 PM »
i think trump is a liberal
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2011, 02:56:56 PM »
dont worry he is not going to be president
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2011, 03:06:27 PM »
who Dan or Trump?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2011, 03:08:29 PM »
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;D I was referring to trump
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2011, 03:09:08 PM »
Quote from: Cholentfresser on February 13, 2011, 03:06:27 PM
who Dan or Trump?
My first eligible year will be 2020, so must not be me.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2011, 03:11:28 PM »
Your that old?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2011, 03:12:23 PM »
how old do u need 2 be to run?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2011, 03:14:03 PM »
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2011, 03:16:45 PM »
Quote from: how on February 13, 2011, 03:14:03 PM
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Do you make this stuff up as you go along?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2011, 03:18:40 PM »
Why am I wrong?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2011, 03:19:52 PM »
oops I just googled it yes it is 35
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2011, 03:21:17 PM »
You can just hide your birth certificate (like some other people)  and run in 2012
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #17 on: February 13, 2011, 03:25:07 PM »
Quote from: how on February 13, 2011, 03:21:17 PM
You can just hide your birth certificate (like some other people)  and run in 2012

Right, because Dan totally looks like he's 35...
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2011, 03:45:28 PM »
Imagine what the race would look like if anyone could run.
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« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2011, 03:58:25 PM »
Quote from: elikay on February 13, 2011, 03:45:28 PM
Imagine what the race would look like if anyone could run.
I didn't think it could look any worse then it looks now!
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