Oops 
It was posted too early by mistake. Will post here shortly.
What I
meant to post

Following in the steps made en vogue by
Marco Polo, I am going to attempt my first ever "live" TR. [You'll have to excuse that I took the pictures on my Note 4 instead of the Sony A6000, though.]
My alarm started buzzing at 4:30 AM this morning and by 5:10 AM we were in the car en route to ISP for a 7:05 AM flight: ISP-FLL on Southwest using the Companion Pass. Current ETA: 6:23 AM.
About halfway there, I had made up 8 or so minutes, so my ETA was now about 6:15 AM.
And then I saw him.
A Nassau County State Trooper pull up slowly behind me. And just paced me for a mile or two. I know from experience, this is almost
never a good thing, so I just held my breath.
To no avail.
He lit me up and pulled me over, took my license and registration, and accused me a multitude of crimes, which I vehemently denied, continue to deny, and will deny, and will vigorously oppose in a court of law. More importantly, though, while he was back in my car drafting, well, what seemed to be the riot act of 1883, convene a death squad, and summon the dark lord, I saw my ETA go from 6:15 AM to 6:28 AM. After what seemed like an eternity, he gruffly handed back a summons the length and size of which I will never forget, and I peeled out of there. OK, maybe not peeled, but I didn't say thank you either.
We arrived in ISP at 6:36 AM and I drove Mrs. AJK straight to check-in, where, completely unlike JFK or EWR, the WN curb-side agent asked, "Well, good morning! How are you?"
Mrs. AJK: "I'm
well, thanks. And you?"
Agent: "Well, someone's grammar teacher is gonna be happy!"
Love it!
Without mentioning the time, he gladly took our one bag and off Mrs. AJK went to find some sort of liquid strength to power her through a 4:30 AM wake-up.
Seeing as it was
only 6:38 AM, I figured I had
plenty of time to (i) google what parking would cost at ISP, (ii) compare it to the second best alternative, which turned out to be the Clarion Hotel about a two minute drive away, (iii) drive to the Clarion, (iv) go into the Clarion and ask how I can park there and be driven back to ISP, (v) find out that you had to have made a reservation online, (vi) to making a reservation on my phone, (vii) parking in the lot, and (vii) getting into the shuttle at 6:46 AM back to ISP.
And this, my friends, aside from the gracious encounter my wife had with the staff at ISP, is why I love this airport.
I arrived at the airport at 6:48 AM and was on the plane by 6:52 AM. Even without TSA Pre, there was no line, and by the time I was gathering my stuff from security, they started paging me. Even though I assumed the TSA reviewer would simply huff and gruff when I pointed out that it was ME they were paging, he said, "Oh, don't worry. You're headed to FLL? Here's your stuff, head up the escalator to your left and you'll be at your gate in a jiffy."
That. would. never. happen. in. JFK/EWR. Not the funny agents, not the understanding TSA, and certainly not curb to plane in 4 mins. (If only ISP wasn't an hour away... or patrolled by Super Cops from the Future with Minority Report powers.)
Sure enough, I was the second to last to board, and despite that fact was able to sit next to Mrs. AJK for the 3 hour flight to FLL.
All in a day's work.
We arrived in FLL a bit early at 10 to 10 and--gotta love it--our bag was second off the plane. We grabbed our Chevy Impala from Hertz and off we went to brunch. And boy was it a brunch.
Zak the Baker, hereinafter to be known as ZtB is
off-the-chain. It's located in the Wyndwood Art District which in and of itself is a sight to behold, if not a weird place for a bakery... Anyway.
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At first blush, the place is clean, orderly, and best of all, you can see what everyone is doing in the back, from making bread, to doughnuts, to omelettes.
We ordered the Breakfast Sandwich, a Tuna Melt, Lemon Curd Toast, and fresh-squeezed lemonade and grapefruit juice.
My friends, the food was
delicious. I don't recall being as impressed with a new restaurant in recent memory. The breakfast sandwich, for one, has got to be the one of the top 3 sandwiches I've ever had the pleasure of eating. It's up there with the BLT for Pardes, for instance. It's made with fresh, oven-toasted bread, the texture of which is to die for, cheddar cheese omelette, avocado, brussel sprouts and just enough chili aioli.
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And the Tuna Melt which we both liked was unique (cranberry bread!), tasty, and visually enticing.
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We ended up with the Lemon Lavender Toast (HT:
Dan) and our drinks. Though it was not to Mrs. AJK's liking, I liked it a lot. Again, it was unique, creative and tasty.
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All of it was simply wonderful. And ZtB's bread may be the star of the show. Stuff is fantastic. And the proof is in the pudding--the place is hopping. We arrived at 11 AM and throughout our lunch, people of all stripes, Jews and non-Jews, hipster and goth, models and fat men, comprised a line that went out the door. And I'd say with good reason.
Alas, we were way too full for actual pastry dessert, so we'll have to make another go at some point before we leave.
Afterwards, we headed to the Wynwood Walls (HT:
MarkS), where local artists get to showcase their graffiti talent. Pretty impressive stuff.
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HT:
Moishebatchy
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After a quick tour of Wynwood, we knocked another thing off the old bucket list: airboating through the Everglades to see some gators. And for $27.50 per person for 45 min tour, we couldn't say no. And we really liked our guide--super cool guy. Recommended.
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When the guide got to the male alligator above, he showed us a little demonstration (and since there were only 4 of us on the airboat, it was nice and private). This guy was boss. He was part of the Indian Tribe there and has been doing this since he was a child. Don't try this at home, kids. (Not sure where the sound went on the first half of the video, sorry, but he was explaining about the alligators, etc.)
Then he took us to an island where he knew an smaller, but fiercer, female crocodile which he was able to coax out of the water and feed. Apparently these things can run like bullets, but I only found out afterwards

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From there, it was off to check-in to the Conrad Miami. After staying at the Conrad Koh Samui, and the Conrad Bali, both of which we loved, our expectations were high. Now, because it's in downtown Miami, in the business district, and not even on South Beach, it ain't the CKS or C-Bali, but fortunately, the service thus far has been great, and once we checked-in on the 25th floor, we were upgraded to a very large corner suite on the 22nd floor overlooking both the city and part of the bay.
(Don't yet have pictures of the outside of the hotel, but will add those later.)
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Now, Mrs. AJK beckons...
...Fuego awaits.