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Re: Arab terrorist stabs and kills 2 in Jerusalem's old city!
« Reply #500 on: October 22, 2015, 06:06:04 PM »
Netanyahu received an item from the leader of HAMAS.

During the recent cease-fire, the leader of the Palestinian terrorist organization Hamas, Khaled Mashal, sent a “gift”..
(actually, it was a gesture of hate and contempt to the Prime Minister of Israel Benjamin Netanyahu), 
in an elaborate box with a note.

After having the box checked for safety reasons, Prime Minister Netanyahu opened the box and saw that the content was cow dung. 
He opened the note, handwritten in Arabic by Mr. Mashal, which said, “For you and the proud people of the Zionist Entity.”

Mr. Netanyahu, who is literate in Arabic, pondered the note and decided how best to reciprocate. 
He quickly did so by sending the Hamas leader an equally handsome package, also containing a personal note.

Mr. Mashal and the other leaders of Hamas were very surprised to receive the parcel and opened it, very carefully, similarly suspecting 
that it might contain a bomb. But to their surprise, they saw that it contained a tiny computer chip. The chip was rechargeable with solar energy, 
had a 1.8 terabyte memory, and could output a 3D hologram display capable of functioning in any type of cellular phone, tablet or laptop. 
It was one of the world’s most advanced technologies, with a tiny label, stating this item was “Invented and produced in Israel .”

Mr. Netanyahu’s note, personally handwritten in Arabic, Hebrew, French, and English, stated very courteously… 
“Every leader can only give the best his people can produce.”

This only proves we "Jews" are not only smart but clever..... 💩👎          💽👍

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Re: Arab terrorist stabs and kills 2 in Jerusalem's old city!
« Reply #501 on: October 22, 2015, 10:04:54 PM »
Netanyahu received an item from the leader of HAMAS.

During the recent cease-fire, the leader of the Palestinian terrorist organization Hamas, Khaled Mashal, sent a “gift”..
(actually, it was a gesture of hate and contempt to the Prime Minister of Israel Benjamin Netanyahu),
in an elaborate box with a note.

After having the box checked for safety reasons, Prime Minister Netanyahu opened the box and saw that the content was cow dung.
He opened the note, handwritten in Arabic by Mr. Mashal, which said, “For you and the proud people of the Zionist Entity.”

Mr. Netanyahu, who is literate in Arabic, pondered the note and decided how best to reciprocate.
He quickly did so by sending the Hamas leader an equally handsome package, also containing a personal note.

Mr. Mashal and the other leaders of Hamas were very surprised to receive the parcel and opened it, very carefully, similarly suspecting
that it might contain a bomb. But to their surprise, they saw that it contained a tiny computer chip. The chip was rechargeable with solar energy,
had a 1.8 terabyte memory, and could output a 3D hologram display capable of functioning in any type of cellular phone, tablet or laptop.
It was one of the world’s most advanced technologies, with a tiny label, stating this item was “Invented and produced in Israel .”

Mr. Netanyahu’s note, personally handwritten in Arabic, Hebrew, French, and English, stated very courteously…
“Every leader can only give the best his people can produce.”

This only proves we "Jews" are not only smart but clever..... 💩👎          💽👍
The one who invented this joke is clever indeed.

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Re: Arab terrorist stabs and kills 2 in Jerusalem's old city!
« Reply #502 on: October 22, 2015, 10:05:41 PM »
The one who invented this joke is clever indeed.
A jew indeed

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Re: Arab terrorist stabs and kills 2 in Jerusalem's old city!
« Reply #504 on: October 24, 2015, 10:28:08 PM »
From 4 hours ago and can't find anything else on the interments about it. Anyone else?
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Re: Arab terrorist stabs and kills 2 in Jerusalem's old city!
« Reply #505 on: October 24, 2015, 10:33:31 PM »
From 4 hours ago and can't find anything else on the interments about it. Anyone else?
News_executive and others report something similar as well. Officially a gag order is in place. They say they will have more info 9 AM Israeli time.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: Arab terrorist stabs and kills 2 in Jerusalem's old city!
« Reply #506 on: October 24, 2015, 10:34:26 PM »
Oy. Hashem yishmor
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Arab terrorist stabs and kills 2 in Jerusalem's old city!
« Reply #507 on: October 24, 2015, 10:46:21 PM »
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@TheIsraelink: Lots of stuff going on in Syria. All unconfirmed. Details when available. #inl

@TheIsraelink: UPDATE: Major incident(s) in the North under gag order. No additional info will be published until released. #inl
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Re: Arab terrorist stabs and kills 2 in Jerusalem's old city!
« Reply #510 on: October 25, 2015, 02:57:34 AM »
I love people who live off of hallucination land.

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Re: Arab terrorist stabs and kills 2 in Jerusalem's old city!
« Reply #511 on: October 25, 2015, 05:56:29 AM »
okay, so what really happened?

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If you don't care why would you comment?
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If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Arab terrorist stabs and kills 2 in Jerusalem's old city!
« Reply #514 on: October 25, 2015, 10:28:56 AM »
I thought something sounded weird...

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Re: Arab terrorist stabs and kills 2 in Jerusalem's old city!
« Reply #515 on: October 25, 2015, 10:42:31 AM »
Well, they didn't know what exactly happened at first.

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Re: Arab terrorist stabs and kills 2 in Jerusalem's old city!
« Reply #516 on: October 25, 2015, 10:53:12 AM »
We'll never know the truth

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Re: Arab terrorist stabs and kills 2 in Jerusalem's old city!
« Reply #517 on: October 25, 2015, 11:22:57 AM »
We'll never know the truth
Probably part of the Zionist conspiracy to take over the world
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Re: Arab terrorist stabs and kills 2 in Jerusalem's old city!
« Reply #518 on: October 25, 2015, 11:55:07 AM »
Probably part of the Zionist conspiracy to take over the world
:)
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Re: Arab terrorist stabs and kills 2 in Jerusalem's old city!
« Reply #519 on: October 25, 2015, 02:49:22 PM »
http://www.timesofisrael.com/army-scrambles-after-israeli-arab-flies-hang-glider-into-syria/

Strange story.

much better than the kidnapped pilot gag order scenario that was originally feared.
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