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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #465 on: May 03, 2017, 10:57:06 PM »
Advertiser wanted a discount and said "I am friend of Dan's sister"
does he even have a sister?!

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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #466 on: May 03, 2017, 11:35:23 PM »
does he even have a sister?!
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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #467 on: May 04, 2017, 12:47:54 AM »
Advertiser wanted a discount and said "I am friend of Dan's sister"
Ahhhhhh- But did he say which Dan?
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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #468 on: May 04, 2017, 12:56:55 AM »
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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #470 on: May 04, 2017, 01:06:17 AM »
turns out he has 4 sisters
Somebody needs to add a doppelganger section there and include the DDF thread and the video of him telling the other side of that story.
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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #471 on: May 04, 2017, 01:10:21 AM »
Somebody needs to add a doppelganger section there and include the DDF thread and the video of him telling the other side of that story.
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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #472 on: May 04, 2017, 01:24:07 AM »
Somebody needs to add a doppelganger section there and include the DDF thread and the video of him telling the other side of that story.

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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #473 on: June 05, 2017, 07:50:35 PM »
Nice day, dear friend-:)
 
Hope this email find you well-:)
This is Cherry ,a lovely girl from China factory.

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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #474 on: June 05, 2017, 08:04:26 PM »
Nice day, dear friend-:)
 
Hope this email find you well-:)
This is Cherry ,a lovely girl from China factory.

<redacted>

Senior Manager Of International Dept.


What did she say that's worth redacting?
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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #475 on: June 05, 2017, 08:17:52 PM »
What did she say that's worth redacting?
Was probably a picture.  :)
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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #476 on: June 05, 2017, 08:25:02 PM »
What did she say that's worth redacting?
Just company info...

Am I supposed to ask if she's a minor being held against her will?
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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #477 on: June 05, 2017, 08:30:08 PM »
Just company info...

Am I supposed to ask if she's a minor being held against her will?
There are no minors in China, and no one does anything, or is held, against their will in China.

ETA: anyone who had dealt with Chinese business over email might not be surprised by the writing style that ended up in Dan's inbox from a Chinese company.
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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #478 on: June 05, 2017, 08:32:04 PM »
Maybe there is a factory called china factory and this is all just a big misunderstanding.
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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #479 on: June 05, 2017, 08:38:01 PM »
Maybe there is a factory called china factory and this is all just a big misunderstanding.
Isn't that where they make china dishes and china dolls?
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