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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #570 on: May 04, 2018, 10:30:34 AM »
Subject: Stop googling!

I would appreciate if you can stop sending me your deals on google. I have no way how to stop getting them by google. Thanks so much.
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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #571 on: May 22, 2018, 03:27:50 PM »
1st email:

Hi {Firstname},

Hope I found you in a good mood

Being straightforward. I have found {Sitename} a best fit to feature my sponsor post & advertisement.

Currently, we are running a sponsored post campaign and I would like to continue with your website. If you find this interesting, please share price and process.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

2nd email:

Hi Editor,

Hope I found you in a good mood

Being straightforward. I have found Dansdeals.com a best fit to feature my sponsor post & advertisement.

Currently, we are running a sponsored post campaign and I would like to continue with your website. If you find this interesting, please share price and process.

Looking forward to hearing from you.
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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #572 on: May 22, 2018, 04:16:39 PM »
1st email:

Hi {Firstname},

Hope I found you in a good mood

Being straightforward. I have found {Sitename} a best fit to feature my sponsor post & advertisement.

Currently, we are running a sponsored post campaign and I would like to continue with your website. If you find this interesting, please share price and process.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

2nd email:

Hi Editor,

Hope I found you in a good mood

Being straightforward. I have found Dansdeals.com a best fit to feature my sponsor post & advertisement.

Currently, we are running a sponsored post campaign and I would like to continue with your website. If you find this interesting, please share price and process.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

You find a bot generated email like this worthy of this thread?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #573 on: May 22, 2018, 04:26:32 PM »
You find a bot generated email like this worthy of this thread?

Does a bot have a choice of being anything but straight forward?

But to answer your q- a business inquiry that's not only bot-generated, but also sent with the template tags is really sad.
Then following up the head scratching email with another bot generated email is even more sad.
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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #574 on: May 23, 2018, 11:13:02 AM »
Does a bot have a choice of being anything but straight forward?

But to answer your q- a business inquiry that's not only bot-generated, but also sent with the template tags is really sad.
Then following up the head scratching email with another bot generated email is even more sad.
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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #575 on: June 07, 2018, 07:47:43 AM »
CC: @Moishebatchy

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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #576 on: June 12, 2018, 10:36:56 AM »
Hello,
     Need the cost for the inkjet printer that you have and also let me know if you accept Credit cards payment on this order,thank you.

Thanks
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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #577 on: June 12, 2018, 10:45:28 AM »
Hello,
     Need the cost for the inkjet printer that you have and also let me know if you accept Credit cards payment on this order,thank you.

Thanks
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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #578 on: June 12, 2018, 01:40:08 PM »
Hello,
     Need the cost for the inkjet printer that you have and also let me know if you accept Credit cards payment on this order,thank you.

Thanks

should have taken her CC  ;D

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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #579 on: June 12, 2018, 05:46:35 PM »
should have taken her CC  ;D
Love how you assume it's a woman

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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #580 on: June 12, 2018, 05:53:31 PM »
Love how you assume it's a woman

Now that was stereotyping.  :P

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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #581 on: June 12, 2018, 06:29:59 PM »