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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #480 on: June 06, 2017, 12:14:47 AM »
ETA: anyone who had dealt with Chinese business over email might not be surprised by the writing style that ended up in Dan's inbox from a Chinese company.

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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #481 on: July 01, 2017, 10:12:25 PM »
"Hello,
 
I would like to know if there is availability for 4 rooms in your hotel,Check in date 16th Aug 2017 and check out Date 29th Aug
2017 ,kindly get back to me with the total bill.
 
Waiting to read from you soon.
 
Thanks"
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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #482 on: July 01, 2017, 10:25:31 PM »
"Hello,
 
I would like to know if there is availability for 4 rooms in your hotel,Check in date 16th Aug 2017 and check out Date 29th Aug
2017 ,kindly get back to me with the total bill.
 
Waiting to read from you soon.
 
Thanks"
I'm just curious what hotel they thought they were trying to book.
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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #483 on: July 01, 2017, 11:14:39 PM »
I'm just curious what hotel they thought they were trying to book.
Probably in Dubai or Abu Dubai..... he read the last trip report and got impressed from the pictures!!

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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #484 on: July 02, 2017, 01:13:13 AM »
"Hello,
 
I would like to know if there is availability for 4 rooms in your hotel,Check in date 16th Aug 2017 and check out Date 29th Aug
2017 ,kindly get back to me with the total bill.
 
Waiting to read from you soon.
 
Thanks"

Any dates in September
I'm just curious what hotel they thought they were trying to book.

Probably in Dubai or Abu Dubai..... he read the last trip report and got impressed from the pictures!!
Nah probably this



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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #485 on: July 02, 2017, 09:01:13 AM »
Any dates in September Nah probably this


You have way too many notifications..

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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #486 on: July 02, 2017, 09:53:43 AM »
You have way too many notifications..

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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #487 on: July 02, 2017, 10:00:01 AM »
You have way too many notifications..
And the weird part is no WhatsApp notifications.
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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #488 on: July 02, 2017, 10:50:31 AM »
And the weird part is no WhatsApp notifications.
Nah, those are the ones he reads!

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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #489 on: July 02, 2017, 10:52:57 AM »
Telegram>WhatsApp
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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #490 on: July 02, 2017, 10:58:56 AM »
And the weird part is no WhatsApp notifications.

Nah, those are the ones he reads!
Your actually right! After reading my WhatsApp messages I proceeded to Tapa...
Telegram>WhatsApp
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I'm a yuge telegram fan...and a relative  of mine losing their phone w/o a WhatsApp backup this week makes me cringe.

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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #491 on: July 04, 2017, 02:35:46 PM »
Telegram>WhatsApp
#maketheswitch
+100

...and a relative  of mine losing their phone w/o a WhatsApp backup this week makes me cringe.
Even if you do have Whatsapp backed up, you better hope the backup actually works when you install whatsapp (it didn't for me )

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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #492 on: July 04, 2017, 02:37:31 PM »
Telegram>WhatsApp
#maketheswitch
I should steal this line and make it my signature

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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #493 on: July 04, 2017, 02:45:46 PM »
I should steal this line and make it my signature
it's now my whatsapp status :)

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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #494 on: July 05, 2017, 10:57:43 AM »
Telegram>WhatsApp
#maketheswitch
yea Im on both

not enough people on telegram
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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #495 on: July 05, 2017, 11:29:31 AM »
not enough people on telegram
Yep, that's the real problem.
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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #496 on: July 25, 2017, 11:11:42 PM »
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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #497 on: July 25, 2017, 11:52:27 PM »
A social media ex pert would like to help me improve our Face book because they are Face book experts.

FTFY lol :D

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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #498 on: July 26, 2017, 12:17:40 AM »
FTFY lol :D
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Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
« Reply #499 on: July 26, 2017, 10:10:50 AM »
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