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chuck norris jokes
« on: November 17, 2010, 09:15:59 AM »
Over sukkos we were trying to remember a chuck norris joke we cant remember it i thought this would be the best place to start. Any and all chuck norris jokes are welcome wether it was made up or is 200 years old (just about the age of chuck norris) thanx
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Re: chuck norris jokes
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2010, 12:13:33 PM »
chuck norris does not sleep... he waits
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Re: chuck norris jokes
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2010, 01:33:35 PM »
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Re: chuck norris jokes
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2010, 06:48:30 AM »
Before the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't go up, the world goes down

Chuck Norris won a staring contest with the sun

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, but he never cries
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Re: chuck norris jokes
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2010, 07:53:26 AM »
I liked the family guy one thanx
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Re: chuck norris jokes
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2010, 01:33:57 PM »
serioously this is all the jokes people know i mean come on what do u guys do for entertainment?
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Re: chuck norris jokes
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2010, 03:16:09 PM »
when chuck norris jumps into a body of water, chuck norris does not get wet, the water gets chuck norris
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Re: chuck norris jokes
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2010, 09:57:13 PM »
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Re: chuck norris jokes
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2010, 04:06:56 PM »
chuck norris can slam a revolving door
   counted to infinity twice
   can eat just one lays chip
   refers to himself in the fourth person
   doesn't leave messages he leaves warnings
   
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Re: chuck norris jokes
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Re: chuck norris jokes
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Re: chuck norris jokes
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2011, 06:14:15 PM »
Chuck Norris can play guitar on drums
Chuck Norris is the reason why the birds are angry
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep
Chuck Norris never has room for jello; jello is for sissies
Chuck can show ballgames without the express written consent of Major League Baseball
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Re: chuck norris jokes
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2011, 06:21:13 PM »
When I set my password to Chuck Norris the password strength indicator read 500 Billion
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Re: chuck norris jokes
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Re: chuck norris jokes
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2012, 08:53:27 AM »
I got bit by a cobra after 5 days of pain and anguish the cobra died - Chuck Norris in Expendables 2
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