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Re: GOP Master thread
« Reply #380 on: March 04, 2016, 03:39:28 PM »
That's a little bit cute. Let's do more.

Obama: We HOPE we can change it.
Rubio: Only if we get someone with big hands we can change it
Cruz: Praise the lord and pray that he gives us the strength to change it
Kasich: Let's remain positive about the situation with the lightbulb
Sanders: Why do rich people have all the working lightbulbs? Go get a new one from their house
Clinton: I never said anything about killing lightbulbs. This is a vast right wing conspiracy
I think the funniest is Sanders if you read it with his voice.

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Re: GOP Master thread
« Reply #381 on: March 04, 2016, 03:43:07 PM »
That's a little bit cute. Let's do more.

Obama: We HOPE we can change it.
Rubio: Only if we get someone with big hands we can change it
Cruz: Praise the lord and pray that he gives us the strength to change it
Kasich: Let's remain positive about the situation with the lightbulb
Sanders: Why do rich people have all the working lightbulbs? Go get a new one from their house
Clinton: I never said anything about killing lightbulbs. This is a vast right wing conspiracy
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Re: GOP Master thread
« Reply #382 on: March 04, 2016, 03:48:24 PM »
Now that Carson sees "no political path forward" can we have the 2 people that voted for him in the poll recast their votes so we can have an updated poll based on the smaller field?
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Re: GOP Master thread
« Reply #383 on: March 05, 2016, 10:40:30 PM »
Solid night for Cruz

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Re: GOP Master thread
« Reply #384 on: March 05, 2016, 10:59:57 PM »
Recommended read http://www.mauldineconomics.com/frontlinethoughts/a-little-chaos-is-a-good-thing

I really think this boils down to the convention, and will get really interesting.
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Re: GOP Master thread
« Reply #385 on: March 06, 2016, 12:17:34 AM »
Instead of siccing Romney on Trump the GOP establishment should be doing whatever they can to stop Rubio's campaign. 

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Re: GOP Master thread
« Reply #386 on: March 06, 2016, 02:05:10 AM »
Instead of siccing Romney on Trump the GOP establishment should be doing whatever they can to stop Rubio's campaign.
There's no need for that. He has no real chance of getting enough delegates.

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Re: GOP Master thread
« Reply #387 on: March 06, 2016, 02:16:03 AM »
There's no need for that. He has no real chance of getting enough delegates.
At least he's securing some delegates from Trump (as Romney advised).

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Re: GOP Master thread
« Reply #388 on: March 06, 2016, 06:57:32 AM »
At least he's securing some delegates from Trump (as Romney advised).
He's probably securing more from Cruz than Trump.

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Re: GOP Master thread
« Reply #389 on: March 06, 2016, 08:20:36 AM »
At least he's securing some delegates from Trump (as Romney advised).
Romney did not advise taking votes in states he can't win.
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Re: GOP Master thread
« Reply #390 on: March 06, 2016, 08:40:30 AM »
He's probably securing more from Cruz than Trump.
FL is a winner takes all and I don't think Cruz has a chance there even if Rubio pulls out so he's probably better off with Rubio even until FL if Rubio can win it

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Re: GOP Master thread
« Reply #391 on: March 07, 2016, 08:42:11 AM »
Donald Trump answers the question: What is 2+2?
"I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2'? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way, I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, '10101000101,' on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers, and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me."
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Re: GOP Master thread
« Reply #392 on: March 07, 2016, 08:59:43 AM »
Donald Trump answers the question: What is 2+2?
"I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2'? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way, I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, '10101000101,' on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers, and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me."
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Re: GOP Master thread
« Reply #393 on: March 07, 2016, 10:20:50 AM »
Donald Trump answers the question: What is 2+2?
"I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2'? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way, I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, '10101000101,' on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers, and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me."
Perfect, especially since I read it in his voice :)
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Re: GOP Master thread
« Reply #394 on: March 07, 2016, 10:32:17 AM »
Donald Trump answers the question: What is 2+2?
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That was excellent!

Perfect, especially since I read it in his voice :)
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Re: GOP Master thread
« Reply #395 on: March 07, 2016, 10:42:21 AM »
When will the GOP stop idolizing Rubio.... Do they not realize that its only hurting him
He should drop out so there is a chance to beat Clinton in the general... The GOP is causing a mixup in the party because they are scared they will lose power if either Cruz or Trump is elected, but obviously thats what the people want... We can not afford another term of liberal ideas

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Re: GOP Master thread
« Reply #396 on: March 07, 2016, 10:49:16 AM »

Perfect, especially since I read it in his voice :)

That was excellent!
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That's all what trump/drumpf says in all of his speeches.. go figure out why most people vote for him.
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Re: GOP Master thread
« Reply #397 on: March 07, 2016, 11:44:38 AM »
When will the GOP stop idolizing Rubio.... Do they not realize that its only hurting him
He should drop out so there is a chance to beat Clinton in the general... The GOP is causing a mixup in the party because they are scared they will lose power if either Cruz or Trump is elected, but obviously thats what the people want... We can not afford another term of liberal ideas
You are assuming that it is more important to them that they win in Nov than that they keep power.
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Re: GOP Master thread
« Reply #398 on: March 07, 2016, 01:39:21 PM »
That's all what trump/drumpf says in all of his speeches.. go figure out why most people vote for him.
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Re: GOP Master thread
« Reply #399 on: March 07, 2016, 02:18:29 PM »
Donald Trump answers the question: What is 2+2?
"I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2'? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way, I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, '10101000101,' on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers, and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me."
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