Donald Trump answers the question: What is 2+2?
"I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2'? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way, I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, '10101000101,' on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers, and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me."
Some variations-but not nearly as good
Ben Carson“Y’know what people really want is for someone who is just going to tell them the truth about 2+2 in a civilized manner. What people are sick and tired of is these Washington politicians who simply argue and bicker about 2+2. What I will do is just give the simple answer. 2+2=4”
Marco Rubio“That is just another example of how Donald” “Little Marco” “Of how Donald just doesn’t have a” “Little Marco” “How he doesn’t have a plan. All he can say is how he will be the best on 2+2 but what
will he do about 2+2? All he can say” “Of course we have a plan-It is the best plan” “So Donald, what is your plan?” “We are gonna add them” “That is all you can say? That isn’t a plan” “Little Marco”
Ted Cruz“You see, this is the problem with Washington today! The math just doesn’t add up! We need to ensure that the math done in Washington is done properly and not by entrenched politicians. When Reagan did math it added up”
John Kasich“Well I was the only one who actually did math with Ronald Reagan and actual made 2+2=4 and in Ohiotoday2+2 equals 4”
Hillary Clinton“We need to be more inclusive in this country. As Secretary of State I fought not only for the 2s but also for the 1s and the 3s. We can’t discriminate against the non-even crowd! Why should they be called odd?” “I’ve already answered this so many times-There is no math in my emails at all. Anything that is not called math was only classified as math now but when I sent it they were only science”
Bernie Sanders“This is a prime example of how our system is rigged! Why does 2+2 need to always equal 4 that is unfair to our middle class they also want to equal 4! Why can’t 3+3 equal 4!?”