Pack of 60 Blue Paper Mate Pens $4.88 @ Amazon (8 cents per pen).
(in the sense that we'd all be much more fortunate if pens (and everything else) weren't so expensive nowadays.)
I have a lifetime supply of pens from all of my hotel stays
I'm sure even you don't have enough pens to supply the office I work at...
You have no idea just how many Hyatt Place stays I have. And I like their pens