The Future of Lakewood

[Euclid]

They don’t do parking/traffic tickets like in NYC?

Nope. Only the state police enforces traffic laws in Lakewood.

[LNS]

Nope. Only the state police enforces traffic laws in Lakewood.

and only once in a blue when they come to town

[LNS]

The only policing work they do is to ensure roads are closed for development.

they are also quite good at showing up for car accidents ...lots of them

[yesitsme]

[yesitsme]

Updated

[yesitsme]

Gut vuch

https://twitter.com/LakewoodScoop/status/1436854626167492608

A special thanks to lcsw for your help

[yesitsme]

https://www.theyeshivaworld.com/news/featured/2007155/flatbush-shomrim-and-nypd-apprehend-multiple-suspects-in-past-few-days-armed-robbery-burglary-theft-and-more.html

[yesitsme]

Do they make this stuff up on their own or do they go to school for this?

I once decided I'll catch them, I sat down on the front porch and decided to stay there till I catch a fish, I fell asleep of course, and while I was sleeping outside they broke into a vehicle 3 houses down, that was an epic failure

[grodnoking]

Think anything will change?

[Moshe123]

What's up with old time Lakewooders and all this stuff?

[Euclid]

What's up with old time Lakewooders and all this stuff?

What stuff?

[aygart]

What's up with old time Lakewooders and all this stuff?

Which "old time Lakewooders" live in those apartment buildings?

[Crazy tools]

I once decided I'll catch them, I sat down on the front porch and decided to stay there till I catch a fish, I fell asleep of course, and while I was sleeping outside they broke into a vehicle 3 houses down, that was an epic failure

https://www.thelakewoodscoop.com/news/2021/09/breaking-lakewood-police-arrest-two-men-in-connection-with-at-least-17-burglaries.html

[yesitsme]

https://www.thelakewoodscoop.com/news/2021/09/breaking-lakewood-police-arrest-two-men-in-connection-with-at-least-17-burglaries.html

BH

[yesitsme]

[YitzyS]

https://www.app.com/story/news/politics/2021/09/23/twitter-hack-blamed-lakewood-nj-police-chief-political-posts/8419948002/

Could someone please call up the Lakewood Scoop and ask him how much he'll charge to put the following line up on ScoopOutdoors:

"If he can't protect his own Twitter account, how can he protect our township?"


Trick question: Because Scoop will never post it, and... Meyer's account was never hacked.

[yzj]

If you apply to at least 4 playgroups the  VAAD will make sure you get into one, though it may be the one you don’t really want to send to.

[aygart]

though it may be the one you don’t really want to send to.

That doesn't preclude it from being the one more appropriate, of course.

[Euclid]

That doesn't preclude it from being the one more appropriate, of course.

Appropriate for the parents, or the kid?

[aygart]

Appropriate for the parents, or the kid?

For the family. We are dealing with a 3-year-old over here.