There's an old joke about a military hunting competition between the US Army, the IDF, and the KGB. They had a competition who could capture and bring back alive an assigned wild animal from the forest the fastest.
The first to go was the US Army, which was assigned to capture a lion. After 6 hours, they triumphantly came back with a lion in tow. When asked how they did it, they said "With our superior manpower, we posted scouts and reconnaissance all over the area until a lion was spotted, then surrounded the area with Marines and stormed him. Lion didn't have a chance against our overwhelming might and resources."
Next, the IDF was assigned to capture a gorilla. After 4 hours, they came back bearing a gorilla. When asked how they accomplished this feat, they said "We deployed our cutting edge surveillance and tracking technology to aerially locate the target, then sent in our crack special forces to infiltrate the area undetected. We snuck up and got him from behind, and got him out without any of the other animals noticing."
Next, the KGB was instructed to ensnare a bear. The team set off, and after 30 minutes, came back with a mouse. The judges looked at them confusedly and said "That's a mouse, not a bear."
"Sure it's a bear", responded the KGB team. "Just ask it. It confessed."
Sometimes I think that's the American criminal justice prosecutorial system in a nutshell.