If I win the lottery ...

[Dr Moose]

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[aygart]

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Sounds like לא תקום

[joe1234]

Sounds like לא תקום

Harder for them to ask is not לא תקום

[12HRS]

except now when they do ask its worse when you say no

[churnbabychurn]

[cholent]

I wouldn't buy that. It's not sectioned

[churnbabychurn]

I wouldn't buy that. It's not sectioned

You leaving no work for your staff?

[Sport]

You leaving no work for your staff?

there will be work for them, someone's got to put a toothpick in each piece.

[CS1]

I wouldn't buy that. It's not sectioned

That's a joke, I suppose -- are there 4 celementines in there?

[Adam101]

That's a joke, I suppose -- are there 4 celementines in there?

The point is that it's peeled

[CS1]

The point is that it's peeled

yes, but $8 !!?!?

[jungarmtl]

very interesting i am hearing from people  the whole day that they are scared to win the lottery so why does everybody buy it???

[churnbabychurn]

very interesting i am hearing from people  the whole day that they are scared to win the lottery so why does everybody buy it???

+1
Crazy. What's the big deal about winning. Nothing changes. Just don't need to worry about the budget.

[sky121]

+1
Crazy. What's the big deal about winning. Nothing changes. Just don't need to worry about the budget.

I'd be nervous to win THIS lottery to whatever extent because it has the whole world watching it. This is a great week to win the Mega Millions though


 It's amazing how many people I see in stores and gas stations there to buy tickets these days. And so many people who have never played the lottery in their lives.
They don't know which is the powerball slip or how to fill anything out.
They certainly have got a lot of first time players I imagine.

[afro]

Lol

[sky121]

I hope one of the people who stood in line for hours to buy a ticket wins. Would make for a better story.

[Dr Moose]

Lol

So fake.

[good sam]

So fake.

True, but if it was real the rabbis would have a much harder time assering smart phones.

[Zevi16]

[good sam]

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