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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #1520 on: April 30, 2014, 01:50:34 PM »
Picked up this gem from the facebook page

"What phone number would I call to make flight arrangements through Dan's Deals?"

That's not so crazy. I wouldn't put it past someone who is new to the site to think it may be a travel company as well. No?
"Not all who wander are lost"

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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #1521 on: April 30, 2014, 02:08:09 PM »
That's not so crazy. I wouldn't put it past someone who is new to the site to think it may be a travel company as well. No?
If only that were true. Could you imagine- flights to Israel for $300. Flights around the world for free.

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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #1522 on: April 30, 2014, 04:38:35 PM »
Dang, I just saw it and was about to post it here. I guess it is possible for a newbie to think that, but it's still very funny.
Anyway, here's the screenshot.

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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #1523 on: April 30, 2014, 05:47:53 PM »
Someone on DDFB is looking to buy lounge passes and is willing to pay up to $4, so if you're looking to sell....

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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #1524 on: April 30, 2014, 08:36:36 PM »

Someone on DDFB is looking to buy lounge passes and is willing to pay up to $4, so if you're looking to sell....
If I paid shipping I'd probably lose money on it! :D

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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #1525 on: April 30, 2014, 08:41:40 PM »
If I paid shipping I'd probably lose money on it! :D
;D. BTW I went to sleep very hungry yesterday.

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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #1526 on: April 30, 2014, 08:52:12 PM »
;D. BTW I went to sleep very hungry yesterday.
You thought I was gonna pay for you also?

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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #1527 on: April 30, 2014, 08:53:53 PM »
You thought I was gonna pay for you also?
no. Was just waiting for developments and by then was just to tired.

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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #1528 on: April 30, 2014, 08:59:32 PM »
no. Was just waiting for developments and by then was just to tired.
I got too caught up in what I came into NY for and didn't look at my phone again until 10ish.

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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #1531 on: May 12, 2014, 09:53:01 AM »
http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/44300#comment-888641
And not only that, its not free!!! The delivery guy for my WSJ (which I ended up reading even one article maybe a handful of times throughout a full subscription) put an envelope with his name and address around the holidays and I had to (or at least my wife made me) give him $5!

 ::)

[Before anyone jumps on this, I'm obviously joking. And I realize tipping the delivery guy has nothing to do with how much you read what he delivers. I learned my lesson though - thought I'd have time to read the paper once in a while but it seems that's  not the case.]

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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #1532 on: May 12, 2014, 01:41:08 PM »
I use a chimney starter for my bbq. Wsj works great!
Part of the vast right wing conspiracy.

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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #1533 on: May 13, 2014, 01:25:50 PM »
Very true. Nothing is ever idiot proof. Not sure why the term is "idiot proof". They always find a way around it.  :)
Make something idiot proof and they'll invent a better idiot.
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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #1534 on: May 13, 2014, 01:34:44 PM »
"Every day, man is making bigger and better foolproof things, and every day, Nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think Nature is winning."

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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #1535 on: May 13, 2014, 01:43:23 PM »
"Every day, man is making bigger and better foolproof things, and every day, Nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think Nature is winning."
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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #1536 on: May 13, 2014, 03:47:23 PM »
"Every day, man is making bigger and better foolproof things, and every day, Nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think Nature is winning."

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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #1537 on: May 13, 2014, 04:04:48 PM »
I use a chimney starter for my bbq. Wsj works great!
Haha! I do the exact same thing!
Annoying when I throw out all the papers and then don't have any when I want to grill.

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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #1538 on: May 14, 2014, 12:47:04 AM »
I had 3 in their "bags" when my subscription finally ended. Still using them today :)
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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #1539 on: May 14, 2014, 01:06:45 AM »
Sorry guys.  I read the thing. 

Although I do use unread sections as placemats and used ones to peel vegetables on.