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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #2940 on: September 12, 2017, 04:39:04 PM »
https://youtu.be/IHfiMoJUDVQ (Language)

https://youtu.be/QKEdKdgi2hg

Besides, their main goal is fear, and for the past 16 years America has been too scared to let kids watch planes take off unless they have a ticket to fly. Mission accomplished I'd say.
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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #2941 on: September 12, 2017, 04:42:09 PM »
then Dan can buy ticket and henche can fly on it

That can and does happen now.

Why should the TSA care who is flying where? If you made it through security to get an airside pass, you would have made it through security to get on a plane. Who's name is on the ticket matters to the airline. They don't do checks at the gate now, don't see how airside passes would change that.

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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #2942 on: September 12, 2017, 04:43:12 PM »
It needs to be arranged beforehand?
You go to a special desk near the checkin counters to get an airside pass. If you are 18+ you need to show ID and be checked against the no-fly list, same as with an airline ticket.
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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #2943 on: September 12, 2017, 04:50:08 PM »
You go to a special desk near the checkin counters to get an airside pass. If you are 18+ you need to show ID and be checked against the no-fly list, same as with an airline ticket.

oh. 

You can do that now, by buying a refundable ticket, but I see how the transaction costs are lower your way.

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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #2944 on: September 12, 2017, 04:51:54 PM »
I got a pass through TLV security, except that since it was a non-flying pass, they let me skip the metal detectors, just scanned bags and asked standard "Neshek?"
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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #2945 on: September 12, 2017, 04:53:29 PM »
I got a pass through TLV security, except that since it was a non-flying pass, they let me skip the metal detectors, just scanned bags and asked standard "Neshek?"
Was with @moish
They let us skip security when flying because the kids were in their carseats with gogobabyz attached :)
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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #2946 on: September 12, 2017, 04:54:17 PM »
They let us skip security when flying because the kids were in their carseats with gogobabyz attached :)
#ProfilingFTW
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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #2947 on: September 12, 2017, 05:01:39 PM »
You didn't have to go through a metal detector?
I pushed the kids through in the carseats. It beeped. They waived us through.
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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #2948 on: September 12, 2017, 05:05:28 PM »
I pushed the kids through in the carseats. It beeped. They waived us through.
Wow.
They rarely make you take kids out of car seats or strollers in TLV. Just never heard of letting an adult through
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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #2949 on: September 12, 2017, 05:45:33 PM »
TLV does PROFILING along with special training where they engage people in conversations and look straight at them (including driving into the airport).

So far, it has worked without failure IINM, and is a lot more efficient than TSA.
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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #2950 on: September 12, 2017, 06:00:45 PM »
TLV does PROFILING along with special training where they engage people in conversations and look straight at them (including driving into the airport).

So far, it has worked without failure IINM, and is a lot more efficient than TSA.
Or as the LLBG exec that gave us the tour said "We don't like calling is profiling (with a hard reish), we call it classification"
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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #2951 on: September 12, 2017, 06:09:52 PM »
Or as the LLBG exec that gave us the tour said "We don't like calling is profiling (with a hard reish), we call it classification"
Classification sound a lot less PC than Profiling does!!! They don't mince words!
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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #2952 on: September 12, 2017, 07:08:03 PM »
iirc correctly, they told us that they dont profile based on race, but rather based on threat level

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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #2953 on: September 12, 2017, 07:24:15 PM »
iirc correctly, they told us that they dont profile based on race, but rather based on threat level
With race being part of assessing the threat level....

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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #2954 on: September 13, 2017, 10:34:04 AM »
iirc, they told us that they dont profile based on race, but rather based on threat level

ftfy

also- maybe time for a new thread...?
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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #2955 on: September 13, 2017, 10:37:40 AM »
ftfy

also- maybe time for a new thread...?
Na this thread is not derailed enough to deserve that (yet)
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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #2956 on: September 13, 2017, 10:44:53 AM »
Na this thread is not derailed enough to deserve that (yet)
I can fix that if you want.  :)
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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #2957 on: September 13, 2017, 10:53:08 AM »
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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #2958 on: September 13, 2017, 10:54:25 AM »
FTFY
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Re: Comments That Leave Me Speechless...
« Reply #2959 on: September 13, 2017, 10:56:43 AM »
I can fix that if you want.  :)
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