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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #120 on: August 31, 2016, 03:11:12 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #121 on: August 31, 2016, 03:11:56 PM »
Now you're messing with me.
Why I liked your post before I did +1!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #122 on: August 31, 2016, 05:52:04 PM »
Nu, use the like button! >:(
Not on your life. In case you can't see it I am sitting on my hands and I refuse to hit the like button. I am protesting the oppression of non-Jews on this forum. To me, this is bigger than DDF and it would be selfish on my part to look the other way. There are credit cards in the street and people getting paid leave and getting away with denying me for no reason.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #123 on: August 31, 2016, 05:55:04 PM »
Not on your life. In case you can't see it I am sitting on my hands and I refuse to hit the like button. I am protesting the oppression of non-Jews on this forum. To me, this is bigger than DDF and it would be selfish on my part to look the other way. There are credit cards in the street and people getting paid leave and getting away with denying me for no reason.
we can't even tell you to leave-been there done that
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #124 on: August 31, 2016, 06:42:08 PM »
Not on your life. In case you can't see it I am sitting on my hands and I refuse to hit the like button. I am protesting the oppression of non-Jews on this forum. To me, this is bigger than DDF and it would be selfish on my part to look the other way. There are credit cards in the street and people getting paid leave and getting away with denying me for no reason.

I deny you!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #125 on: August 31, 2016, 06:51:00 PM »
we can't even tell you to leave-been there done that
I deny you!
This is what I am talking about. Maybe I can get Freddie to articulate my point better.  >:(
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #126 on: August 31, 2016, 06:52:39 PM »
How much would you pay me to be your spokesman?

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #127 on: August 31, 2016, 06:56:07 PM »
How much would you pay me to be your spokesman?
Do you get a notification ever time someone mentions your name?  :P
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #128 on: August 31, 2016, 07:40:38 PM »
Do you get a notification ever time someone mentions your name? 
Like!
Nu, use the like button! >:(

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #129 on: September 01, 2016, 12:00:33 PM »
I'm trying to like, but it says:

"Likes are currently disabled for this user, he is under investigation for Like-fraud"
Money talks...mine says goodbye!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #130 on: September 01, 2016, 12:28:45 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #132 on: September 05, 2016, 08:33:26 PM »
If something sounds too good to be true, it ain't true................. unless Dan posts it on DansDeals.   :)
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #133 on: September 07, 2016, 08:49:37 PM »
Ball-zapping is one thing, but murder is a bit much for this crowd.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #134 on: September 07, 2016, 10:24:38 PM »

A one-liner implies that the whole line was good. This was a LOL for me but really just for one phrase.