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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #135 on: September 08, 2016, 07:06:37 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #136 on: September 12, 2016, 07:43:02 PM »


Finally something I've been wanting to say for a long time. They should rename this thread: Noobs trying to get to israel for free!


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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #137 on: September 13, 2016, 01:44:47 PM »
I guess I am saying that as someone who has a knack for storing strange and often "deplorable" information, just trust me on this.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #138 on: September 16, 2016, 12:40:33 AM »
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A good deal is like a joke, if you don't understand it, the joke's on you, if you explain it it's DEAD!!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #139 on: September 25, 2016, 03:56:40 PM »

I hope you all have a gut gebentcht yur and may *** ****** **** in particular burn in hell :)

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #140 on: September 26, 2016, 09:46:54 AM »
An ignorant chacham? What will the world see next?

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #141 on: September 26, 2016, 06:33:10 PM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #142 on: September 26, 2016, 07:33:23 PM »
You bigot. You assume she's still a dog just because he once was one.
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #143 on: September 27, 2016, 09:55:53 AM »

It makes the line so much better if u know that the context is referring to @meshugener

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #144 on: September 27, 2016, 09:57:19 AM »


Congratulations, you can take something out of context..

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #145 on: September 27, 2016, 10:12:30 AM »
Congratulations, you can take something out of context..
Read the wiki. This thread is meant for the best one-liners usually taken out of context

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #146 on: September 27, 2016, 10:58:11 AM »
Congratulations, you can take something out of context..
You forgot to post under your regular handle. Unless you need to hide here also...
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #147 on: September 27, 2016, 11:02:31 AM »
You forgot to post under your regular handle. Unless you need to hide here also...
What would be the point off posting there under a new screen name if he would out himself in a different thread?

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #148 on: September 27, 2016, 11:50:29 AM »
What would be the point off posting there under a new screen name if he would out himself in a different thread?
Anybody can state that something is taken out of context. Doesnt mean that its his/her/its/their post.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #149 on: September 27, 2016, 11:54:49 AM »
Read the wiki. This thread is meant for the best one-liners usually taken out of context

It's not the wiki it's the first post but regardless I didn't read it. I apologize to etech for not taking it in the spirit it was intended. Out of context it is a pretty great one liner.