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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #140 on: September 26, 2016, 09:46:54 AM »
Quote from: AJK on September 26, 2016, 09:44:13 AM
An ignorant chacham? What will the world see next?
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #141 on: September 26, 2016, 06:33:10 PM »
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #142 on: September 26, 2016, 07:33:23 PM »
Quote from: David Smith on September 26, 2016, 04:49:38 PM
You bigot. You assume she's still a dog just because he once was one.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #143 on: September 27, 2016, 09:55:53 AM »
Quote from: grodnoking on September 26, 2016, 07:33:23 PM

It makes the line so much better if u know that the context is referring to @meshugener
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #144 on: September 27, 2016, 09:57:19 AM »
Quote from: etech0 on September 26, 2016, 06:33:10 PM


Congratulations, you can take something out of context..
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #145 on: September 27, 2016, 10:12:30 AM »
Quote from: craziness on September 27, 2016, 09:57:19 AM
Congratulations, you can take something out of context..
Read the wiki. This thread is meant for the best one-liners usually taken out of context
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #146 on: September 27, 2016, 10:58:11 AM »
Quote from: craziness on September 27, 2016, 09:57:19 AM
Congratulations, you can take something out of context..
You forgot to post under your regular handle. Unless you need to hide here also...
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #147 on: September 27, 2016, 11:02:31 AM »
Quote from: username on September 27, 2016, 10:58:11 AM
You forgot to post under your regular handle. Unless you need to hide here also...
What would be the point off posting there under a new screen name if he would out himself in a different thread?
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #148 on: September 27, 2016, 11:50:29 AM »
Quote from: Cheesecake on September 27, 2016, 11:02:31 AM
What would be the point off posting there under a new screen name if he would out himself in a different thread?
Anybody can state that something is taken out of context. Doesnt mean that its his/her/its/their post.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #149 on: September 27, 2016, 11:54:49 AM »
Quote from: shulem92 on September 27, 2016, 10:12:30 AM
Read the wiki. This thread is meant for the best one-liners usually taken out of context

It's not the wiki it's the first post but regardless I didn't read it. I apologize to etech for not taking it in the spirit it was intended. Out of context it is a pretty great one liner.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #150 on: September 27, 2016, 11:51:21 PM »
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #151 on: September 27, 2016, 11:52:11 PM »
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #152 on: September 27, 2016, 11:53:03 PM »
Quote from: joe1234 on September 27, 2016, 11:52:11 PM
I knew it would get here...
So your wife can see it 😂😜
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #153 on: September 27, 2016, 11:56:03 PM »
Quote from: SearchGuy on September 27, 2016, 11:53:03 PM
So your wife can see it 😂😜
Lol! She knows DDF is her tzarah!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #154 on: September 27, 2016, 11:57:06 PM »
Quote from: joe1234 on September 27, 2016, 11:56:03 PM
Lol! She knows DDF is her tzarah!
That shud go in the best ddf one liner thread. Oh were already here. Lol
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #155 on: September 27, 2016, 11:58:22 PM »
Quote from: joe1234 on September 27, 2016, 11:56:03 PM
Lol! She knows DDF is her tzarah!
It was meant for the wife in the quote... but whatever...🙃
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #156 on: September 29, 2016, 02:34:49 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on September 29, 2016, 02:46:49 AM
Politeness is that I don't mention who I don't respect.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #157 on: September 29, 2016, 11:07:26 PM »
Quote from: rileywiles23 on September 26, 2016, 05:30:10 PM
ones credibility is stronger when using his real username,
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #158 on: October 05, 2016, 12:38:00 AM »
Quote from: joe1234 on September 27, 2016, 11:56:03 PM
Lol! She knows DDF is her tzarah!
Good stuff!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #159 on: October 07, 2016, 12:21:16 PM »
Quote from: churnbabychurn on October 06, 2016, 10:34:31 PM
Removing pin may be muktza - more correct is to move the pins that move up or down... Even so YMMV on this issue.

YMMV on a halacha shaila 😂
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