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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #150 on: September 27, 2016, 11:51:21 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #151 on: September 27, 2016, 11:52:11 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #152 on: September 27, 2016, 11:53:03 PM »
I knew it would get here...
So your wife can see it 😂😜

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #153 on: September 27, 2016, 11:56:03 PM »
So your wife can see it 😂😜
Lol! She knows DDF is her tzarah!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #154 on: September 27, 2016, 11:57:06 PM »
Lol! She knows DDF is her tzarah!
That shud go in the best ddf one liner thread. Oh were already here. Lol

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #155 on: September 27, 2016, 11:58:22 PM »
Lol! She knows DDF is her tzarah!
It was meant for the wife in the quote... but whatever...🙃

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #156 on: September 29, 2016, 02:34:49 PM »
Politeness is that I don't mention who I don't respect.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #157 on: September 29, 2016, 11:07:26 PM »
ones credibility is stronger when using his real username,

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #158 on: October 05, 2016, 12:38:00 AM »
Lol! She knows DDF is her tzarah!
Good stuff!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #159 on: October 07, 2016, 12:21:16 PM »
Removing pin may be muktza - more correct is to move the pins that move up or down... Even so YMMV on this issue.

YMMV on a halacha shaila 😂

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #160 on: October 07, 2016, 12:22:33 PM »
YMMV on a halacha shaila 😂
Your Moreh (hora'ah) May Vary

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #161 on: October 09, 2016, 06:41:19 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #162 on: October 20, 2016, 12:47:37 PM »
^^^

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #163 on: October 20, 2016, 12:57:55 PM »
Only funny if you know who is saying it, but yes.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #164 on: October 20, 2016, 08:49:22 PM »
At first i was going to post in the comments...speechless thread.
^^^