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Offline David Smith

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #180 on: November 17, 2016, 02:35:11 PM »

In context, this is a classic.

Also, I am not interested in trying refundable stuff like PGGM as I was told by a Rav not to do it.

Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #181 on: November 17, 2016, 02:38:56 PM »
In context, this is a classic.

If it's a classic in context only, please provide a link
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #182 on: November 17, 2016, 02:40:24 PM »
If it's a classic in context only, please provide a link
If you click on the post it brings you there.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #183 on: November 17, 2016, 02:41:50 PM »
If you click on the post it brings you there.

Thank you, how did I never know that?  :-[ :-[
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #184 on: November 17, 2016, 03:46:13 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #185 on: November 17, 2016, 04:47:26 PM »
Ha, last week I was ready about 3 min before shkiya - I had no clue what to do with the extra time.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #186 on: November 17, 2016, 05:37:49 PM »
Why would I deal with a company that has one plane when I could deal with a company with thousands of planes in their fleet and who fly that route multiple times a day?

It's like forcing my wife to drive me to the airport when I could order an Uber.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #187 on: November 17, 2016, 08:25:32 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #188 on: November 22, 2016, 03:08:05 PM »
Stupidity is mankind's greatest asset, except for those endowed with it...

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #189 on: November 23, 2016, 06:33:12 PM »
Story: Someone booked a Park Hyatt stay. The next shower he took at home he had a decent bathrobe. The end.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #190 on: November 24, 2016, 11:49:08 AM »
Whoever creates a vomit emoji will get 100 likes.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #191 on: November 25, 2016, 02:23:47 AM »
I think what you're really trying to say is FU.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #192 on: November 25, 2016, 03:14:00 PM »
Leave racism to me and I will leave the Torah to you.  ;)

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #193 on: November 26, 2016, 02:39:03 PM »
Yea. Those charedim are terrible. So you want a place with a hechser thats catering to charedim but you dont want the charedim?

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #194 on: November 26, 2016, 10:11:40 PM »
"My grandpa once told me not to argue with a fool. You gotta go down to his level because he can't come up to yours; and he has more experience down there."

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #195 on: November 26, 2016, 10:15:57 PM »
We don't choose where idiocy chooses to display itself.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #196 on: November 26, 2016, 10:30:29 PM »

My first nomination, I'm truly flattered.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #197 on: November 30, 2016, 01:39:35 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #198 on: November 30, 2016, 06:59:53 PM »
Are you calling a transgender female puppy a nutcase? You bigot.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #199 on: November 30, 2016, 11:19:37 PM »
I look at passing a FR like a yellow light. You floor it and don't look back.  :)
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