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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #200 on: December 08, 2016, 01:49:34 PM »
A has a right to dispute the charge. Is it ethical or legal, no.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #201 on: December 08, 2016, 02:22:30 PM »


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One of the worst lines here.
It's the equivalent of saying "A has the right to lie, cheat, and steal, I mean everyone knows its  illegal and wrong, but he has that right."
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #202 on: December 08, 2016, 06:01:35 PM »
-1000

One of the worst lines here.
It's the equivalent of saying "A has the right to lie, cheat, and steal, I mean everyone knows its  illegal and wrong, but he has that right."

Is there a "worst of DDF"?

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #203 on: December 08, 2016, 06:02:46 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #205 on: December 08, 2016, 06:28:35 PM »
Please DON'T USE ALL CAPS. IT'S VERY FREAKING ANNOYING. But thanks for reporting back.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #206 on: December 13, 2016, 05:11:39 PM »

My name is XYZ I have 100K SPG my phone # is abc my ssn is 123 and my home address is blah please come visit me!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #207 on: December 15, 2016, 12:43:01 AM »
Beer is for females, cigars are for old men, Friday is for those that don't make shabbos, and shuk is far.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #208 on: December 15, 2016, 12:18:36 PM »
Nice! Sometimes I learn more on DDF than I did in school....
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #209 on: December 20, 2016, 11:58:10 AM »
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #210 on: January 03, 2017, 04:23:29 AM »
I tried stealing them but they didn't work and when I called the number on the back they refused to help me.

Trying to get compensation now.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #211 on: January 05, 2017, 12:45:40 AM »
What exactly did I just buy 3 of?

I didn't look at the item, I am trying to figure out how we can get free stuff here

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #212 on: January 05, 2017, 02:05:58 AM »


That is why I MS. In case someone likes Trump gets elected.


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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #213 on: January 05, 2017, 11:03:11 AM »
It is not because the word is a slur but because he is referring to him by his race in a context where race is irrelevant.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #214 on: January 05, 2017, 04:13:25 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #215 on: January 05, 2017, 04:33:13 PM »
yet no likes?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #216 on: January 05, 2017, 04:34:05 PM »
yet no likes?
Ok, fine. I liked it.  :P :P :P :P

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #217 on: January 05, 2017, 04:38:48 PM »
yet no likes?
Likes are meaningless. Look at my total for proof. I am think as using your line as my signature!
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #218 on: January 05, 2017, 04:42:55 PM »
Likes are meaningless. Look at my total for proof. I am think as using your line as my signature!
O, my dear humble leopard...

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #219 on: January 05, 2017, 11:52:00 PM »
Let me rephrase.
Lines are for people that have patience, such a fine attribute. I applaud them for their fine character and demeanor while I pass them.
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