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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #220 on: January 09, 2017, 11:16:09 PM »
being at work at 8 am isnt fun. But when it is in the bronx- shit!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #221 on: January 12, 2017, 03:12:59 PM »
No contest at all. Mesh has to try and be mean. To me it just comes natural.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #222 on: January 12, 2017, 03:16:29 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #223 on: January 17, 2017, 11:06:12 PM »
Was this nominated already? I only just saw it tonight.

If you want a warm sense of nostalgia, maybe wet yourself while wearing a pair of onesie pajamas and sucking your thumb instead of crying about a sandwich shop  it seems you haven't even tried.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #224 on: January 17, 2017, 11:08:49 PM »
ABDL?
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #225 on: January 22, 2017, 09:06:22 AM »
It would likely still be gibberish, but it will at least be readable gibberish.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #226 on: January 24, 2017, 07:45:08 AM »
every thread is the halacha/Kashrus thread.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #227 on: January 24, 2017, 08:06:27 AM »
every thread is the halacha/Kashrus thread.
That sounds like an old one of mine
you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion
It has gotten more and more true. I think I will make that my sig.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #228 on: January 24, 2017, 08:07:24 AM »

That sounds like an old one of mine
Lol, that's good.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #229 on: January 24, 2017, 11:38:48 AM »
I need something just to do amex offers , multi tabs. Up to 50 tabs at a time. Would this be fast enough ?
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #230 on: January 24, 2017, 11:40:49 AM »

That was not warranted. I am serious

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #231 on: January 24, 2017, 05:55:10 PM »
You missed the huge worm that snuck out.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #232 on: January 29, 2017, 11:50:31 AM »
If Ush was smart enough to become a dentist I trust he could walk and chew gum at the same time.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #233 on: February 02, 2017, 02:36:14 AM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #234 on: February 03, 2017, 01:01:26 PM »
Cursing in Hebrew doesn't make you look any better than cursing in English.


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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #235 on: February 05, 2017, 10:52:59 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #236 on: February 06, 2017, 12:24:17 PM »
Why do people think that they are somehow more 'important' because they have simply wasted more of their time making useless posts resulting in a higher post count?
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #237 on: February 06, 2017, 02:55:10 PM »
You must pee in your pants from reading Laffy Taffy jokes.

Only because if we don't post it here, Freddie will be very sad. No one wants a sad Freddie.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #238 on: February 06, 2017, 03:00:33 PM »
Only because if we don't post it here, Freddie will be very sad. No wants a sad Freddie.
Did you ever try? It might just be much more fun!  :)

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #239 on: February 08, 2017, 06:00:10 PM »
This post won this thread. Everyone can go home now.
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