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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #260 on: April 24, 2017, 09:11:21 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #262 on: April 26, 2017, 05:45:31 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #263 on: April 26, 2017, 05:53:53 PM »
Poor guy, probably thinks he's getting paid those amounts to buy it...

Maybe he's related to this guy?
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=5396.msg1716328#msg1716328
don't see the connection and am I the only one who sees something fundamentally wrong with dissecting a post with someone's identifying info in it? I know this should have been posted (if anywhere) with the OP...
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #264 on: April 26, 2017, 07:22:44 PM »
don't see the connection and am I the only one who sees something fundamentally wrong with dissecting a post with someone's identifying info in it? I know this should have been posted (if anywhere) with the OP...
???
Which post dissects someone with identifying info? Am I missing something here?

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #265 on: April 27, 2017, 03:05:03 PM »
For years I would say that deferring taxes is akin to פישן אין די הויזן, at first you are relieved and warm, but at the end you stay wet and smelly.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #266 on: April 27, 2017, 03:19:23 PM »
For years I would say that deferring taxes is akin to פישן אין די הויזן, at first you are relieved and warm, but at the end you stay wet and smelly.
If you quoted this cuz you thought he was referring to you, let me just clarify: He meant it with a dagesh in the feh...  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #267 on: April 27, 2017, 03:28:27 PM »
If you quoted this cuz you thought he was referring to you, let me just clarify: He meant it with a dagesh in the feh...  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #268 on: April 27, 2017, 03:48:53 PM »
If you quoted this cuz you thought he was referring to you, let me just clarify: He meant it with a dagesh in the feh...  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #269 on: April 28, 2017, 12:28:38 AM »
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #270 on: May 03, 2017, 06:07:21 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #271 on: May 03, 2017, 08:13:16 PM »
The guy wants money from tourists because he has a rat on a dog.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #272 on: May 05, 2017, 04:22:32 PM »
It was a spectacular display of incompetence at every step.
And that is a spectacular display of articulacy. :D

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #273 on: May 09, 2017, 10:02:06 PM »
You think they just paid Hilton $10m for an afikomen present?

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #274 on: May 10, 2017, 08:24:33 AM »
Not a one liner, but still great!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #275 on: May 10, 2017, 05:08:38 PM »
Not a one liner, but still great!
Then should probably go here:)

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #276 on: May 10, 2017, 05:17:28 PM »
B'Kavod!  -- Except that since it didn't generate any buzz, its like a one-liner.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #277 on: May 10, 2017, 05:57:32 PM »
B'Kavod!  -- Except that since it didn't generate any buzz, its like a one-liner.
I like the hagdara.  :)

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #278 on: May 11, 2017, 05:32:43 PM »
The problem is that one guy here said that less is more and someone responded that more is less and some people felt that by posting more there will be less.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #279 on: May 17, 2017, 11:52:41 AM »
I guess we can now deduce that Chabad are humans :)