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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #340 on: November 09, 2017, 08:00:03 PM »
For likes not HTs
For likes I don't have to ask him, I already know. He surely has something for HTs as well.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #341 on: November 09, 2017, 08:04:56 PM »
For likes I don't have to ask him, I already know. He surely has something for HTs as well.
He has said that it is only likes IIRC
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #342 on: November 09, 2017, 08:35:21 PM »
He has said that it is only likes IIRC

Only likes.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #343 on: November 09, 2017, 08:36:06 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #344 on: November 09, 2017, 08:40:03 PM »
Told you so
I sit corrected. Oh, and you get a like for compensation.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #345 on: November 09, 2017, 08:58:07 PM »
I sit corrected. Oh, and you get a like for compensation.
yum
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #346 on: November 09, 2017, 09:08:13 PM »
yum
Hey Hey!!! They're for your kids!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #347 on: November 09, 2017, 09:42:54 PM »
I sit corrected. Oh, and you get a like for consumption.
FTFY
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #348 on: November 09, 2017, 09:45:20 PM »
@as2 Coincidence? I gave you your 180th like at the same time you gave me mine?  :)

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #349 on: November 09, 2017, 09:47:50 PM »
@as2 Coincidence? I gave you your 180th like at the same time you gave me mine?  :)
ALOL that is kind of cool though.
By the way, I gave you the few before it too ;)
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #350 on: November 09, 2017, 09:51:35 PM »
ALOL that is kind of cool though.
By the way, I gave you the few before it too ;)
Can't say that about myself, sorry.  :(
Thank you, though!  :)

ETA: Someone bumped me, so you got another one.  :P
JK, really liked it.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #351 on: November 10, 2017, 12:45:17 AM »
Can't say that about myself, sorry.  :(
Thank you, though!  :)

ETA: Someone bumped me, so you got another one. 
JK, really liked it.
I bumped you!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #352 on: November 20, 2017, 09:50:36 PM »
Was catching up on this thread, and found two.

Jewish carry-ons tend to be the size of freight containers.

Excuse me, can I borrow your cell phone?... Thirty minutes later: Thank you very much. But you knbow you really shouldnt have a smartphone.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #353 on: November 28, 2017, 03:36:29 PM »
Here is an important one:

If you don't like popcorn, just stay away. Why ruin the party?
You might not be a DDFer if... ...you don't know this...  ::)

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #354 on: November 28, 2017, 03:51:49 PM »
Thatís no way to talk about a woman who was this close to becoming president >:( :)
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #355 on: November 28, 2017, 04:38:35 PM »
Here is an important one:
You might not be a DDFer if... ...you don't know this...  ::)
Brings back memories how clueless most here were.
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #356 on: November 28, 2017, 05:02:13 PM »
Brings back memories how clueless most here were.
Hmmm,
You only joined in 2014, how do you know what was going on here beforehand...?

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #357 on: November 28, 2017, 05:04:53 PM »
Hmmm,
You only joined in 2014, how do you know what was going on here beforehand...?
Many will lurk first so they know what they are getting into.  :)
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #359 on: November 29, 2017, 02:43:54 PM »
Amazing what a typo could lead to.  ;D
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