Author Topic: Great DDF One-Liners (Read 190462 times)

Work-for-ur-muny · « **Reply #400 on:** January 01, 2018, 01:11:01 AM »

Quote from: ExGingi on December 31, 2017, 11:21:12 AM

More often than not, it's the choice of the person being bothered as to whether they are bothered or not.

It reminds what I come across a lot in chinuch. "It's only because you punished him for doing it that it turned into a crime in the first place."
IOW, part of being a mechancech is to be able to not see or hear things. It can get hard for some, but a true mechanech is someone who judges by mind, and not by personal feelings.

etech0 · « **Reply #401 on:** January 02, 2018, 07:55:53 AM »

Quote from: Work-for-ur-muny on January 02, 2018, 01:38:35 AM

With DDF around, who even uses Google these days??

yandmk · « **Reply #402 on:** January 04, 2018, 12:27:51 PM »

Quote from: Dan on January 04, 2018, 11:01:17 AM

Though at least LY has the better J product.

Maybe it should be in the thread of Comments that leave me speachless...

ExGingi · « **Reply #403 on:** January 04, 2018, 12:34:07 PM »

Quote from: yandmk on January 04, 2018, 12:27:51 PM

Maybe it should be in the thread of Comments that leave me speachless...

Indeed. Indeed.

a mirrer · « **Reply #404 on:** January 15, 2018, 07:23:29 AM »

Quote from: moko on January 14, 2018, 10:21:25 PM

for many of us growing was and is a constant process. For others it ends when they're about 3 years old.

ExGingi · « **Reply #405 on:** February 03, 2018, 12:47:14 PM »

Quote from: aygart on February 02, 2018, 11:18:06 AM

People don't need to answer every irrelevant question you decide to stick in to a conversation.

ExGingi · « **Reply #406 on:** April 09, 2018, 12:14:34 AM »

Quote from: Something Fishy on April 08, 2018, 11:54:10 PM

I tried it once. It sounds like a cellophane factory in your ear.

etech0 · « **Reply #407 on:** April 17, 2018, 03:35:45 PM »

Quote from: as2 on April 17, 2018, 03:27:22 PM

You can't be a DDFer and not remember this!

letav_aved · « **Reply #408 on:** April 17, 2018, 11:31:37 PM »

stooges44 · « **Reply #409 on:** May 15, 2018, 09:42:15 AM »

Quote from: farmbochur on March 16, 2018, 04:46:14 PM

I generally try to make calls to amex while walking to work so she's not around.

yelped · « **Reply #410 on:** May 15, 2018, 09:46:28 AM »

Quote from: stooges44 on May 15, 2018, 09:42:15 AM

You (purposely?) misunderstood him...

aygart · « **Reply #411 on:** May 15, 2018, 10:15:42 AM »

Quote from: yelped on May 15, 2018, 09:46:28 AM

You (purposely?) misunderstood him...

Quote from: Work-for-ur-muny on March 17, 2016, 04:13:35 PM

I keep coming across posts (especially in the JS board...) that have wonderful line mentioned in them, even more so when taken out of context. I figured I'll start this thread to share some of the things that got me to smile.

DISCLAIMER: I don't mean to offend anyone anyone personally, and everything should be looked at in its original context before attacking or commenting about it.

So here we'll start: