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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #400 on: January 01, 2018, 01:11:01 AM »
More often than not, it's the choice of the person being bothered as to whether they are bothered or not.


It reminds what I come across a lot in chinuch. "It's only because you punished him for doing it that it turned into a crime in the first place."
IOW, part of being a mechancech is to be able to not see or hear things. It can get hard for some, but a true mechanech is someone who judges by mind, and not by personal feelings.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #401 on: January 02, 2018, 07:55:53 AM »
With DDF around, who even uses Google these days??  ???
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #402 on: January 04, 2018, 12:27:51 PM »

Though at least LY has the better J product.

Maybe it should be in the thread of Comments that leave me speachless...

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #403 on: January 04, 2018, 12:34:07 PM »
Maybe it should be in the thread of Comments that leave me speachless...
Indeed. Indeed.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #404 on: January 15, 2018, 07:23:29 AM »
for many of us growing was and is a constant process. For others it ends when they're about 3 years old.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #405 on: February 03, 2018, 12:47:14 PM »
People don't need to answer every irrelevant question you decide to stick in to a conversation.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #406 on: April 09, 2018, 12:14:34 AM »
I tried it once. It sounds like a cellophane factory in your ear.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #407 on: April 17, 2018, 03:35:45 PM »
You can't be a DDFer and not remember this!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #408 on: April 17, 2018, 11:31:37 PM »
+1

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #409 on: May 15, 2018, 09:42:15 AM »
I generally try to make calls to amex while walking to work so she's not around.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #410 on: May 15, 2018, 09:46:28 AM »

You (purposely?) misunderstood him...

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #411 on: May 15, 2018, 10:15:42 AM »
You (purposely?) misunderstood him...
I keep coming across posts (especially in the JS board...) that have wonderful line mentioned in them, even more so when taken out of context. I figured I'll start this thread to share some of the things that got me to smile.

DISCLAIMER: I don't mean to offend anyone anyone personally, and everything should be looked at in its original context before attacking or commenting about it.

So here we'll start:
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #412 on: May 16, 2018, 01:05:32 AM »
You (purposely?) misunderstood him...
Funny that it's probably more accurate when taken out of context 🤣
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #413 on: June 24, 2018, 05:22:49 PM »
I do believe Dan is an anti semite!!!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #414 on: June 27, 2018, 09:30:32 AM »
we will be starting a gofundme page for ben89 who recently fell into tremendous debt
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #415 on: July 09, 2018, 08:04:52 PM »
Anybody have ... I will ask Google next...
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #417 on: July 12, 2018, 06:04:03 PM »
Have they considered opening a united credit card?

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #418 on: July 12, 2018, 06:09:32 PM »
Memories last forever, make them while you can.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #419 on: July 29, 2018, 03:15:23 PM »
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