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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #405 on: February 03, 2018, 12:47:14 PM »
People don't need to answer every irrelevant question you decide to stick in to a conversation.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #406 on: April 09, 2018, 12:14:34 AM »
I tried it once. It sounds like a cellophane factory in your ear.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #407 on: April 17, 2018, 03:35:45 PM »
You can't be a DDFer and not remember this!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #408 on: April 17, 2018, 11:31:37 PM »
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #409 on: May 15, 2018, 09:42:15 AM »
I generally try to make calls to amex while walking to work so she's not around.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #410 on: May 15, 2018, 09:46:28 AM »

You (purposely?) misunderstood him...

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #411 on: May 15, 2018, 10:15:42 AM »
You (purposely?) misunderstood him...
I keep coming across posts (especially in the JS board...) that have wonderful line mentioned in them, even more so when taken out of context. I figured I'll start this thread to share some of the things that got me to smile.

DISCLAIMER: I don't mean to offend anyone anyone personally, and everything should be looked at in its original context before attacking or commenting about it.

So here we'll start:
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #412 on: May 16, 2018, 01:05:32 AM »
You (purposely?) misunderstood him...
Funny that it's probably more accurate when taken out of context 🤣
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #413 on: June 24, 2018, 05:22:49 PM »
I do believe Dan is an anti semite!!!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #414 on: June 27, 2018, 09:30:32 AM »
we will be starting a gofundme page for ben89 who recently fell into tremendous debt
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #415 on: July 09, 2018, 08:04:52 PM »
Anybody have ... I will ask Google next...
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #416 on: July 10, 2018, 12:14:39 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #417 on: July 12, 2018, 06:04:03 PM »
Have they considered opening a united credit card?

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #418 on: July 12, 2018, 06:09:32 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #419 on: July 29, 2018, 03:15:23 PM »
I'll tell you later