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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #465 on: December 05, 2019, 08:03:17 PM »
Ouch.
You see, this is a case where you just don't know the reference.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #466 on: December 05, 2019, 08:03:40 PM »
You see, this is a case where you just don't know the reference.
Okay fine.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #467 on: December 05, 2019, 08:11:33 PM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #468 on: December 10, 2019, 09:40:33 AM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #469 on: December 10, 2019, 10:52:00 AM »
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #470 on: December 10, 2019, 03:51:21 PM »
Meaningless out of context.
That's a nice concise description of this thread.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #471 on: December 10, 2019, 03:53:52 PM »
That's a nice concise description of this thread.

A great line is great even out of context. There are some gems in this thread. Then there are some decent lines, that are better appreciated in context. And there are those lines that are totally meaningless out of context.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #472 on: December 14, 2019, 07:37:44 PM »
You think thatís funny ? Come by on a rainy Saturday. Looks like a black kkk convention.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #473 on: December 15, 2019, 11:44:56 AM »
Rarely ever visit JS. It's hazardous to my time....
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #474 on: December 17, 2019, 03:47:34 PM »
Referring to ELAL

Can't stress enough, DON'T CALL THE US CALL CENTER UNLESS YOU WANT TO HANG UP IN A BAD MOOD.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #475 on: December 17, 2019, 04:22:50 PM »
Referring to ELAL

FTFY, re. Lifemiles:

Can't stress enough, DON'T CALL THE CALL CENTER UNLESS YOU WANT TO HANG YOURSELF.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #476 on: December 17, 2019, 04:34:18 PM »
FTFY, re. Lifemiles:

Can't stress enough, DON'T CALL THE CALL CENTER UNLESS YOU WANT TO HANG YOURSELF.
Always a fun game when my friends call LM. Which will be hung up first, the phone or the friend...

Memories last forever, make them while you can.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #477 on: December 17, 2019, 04:40:36 PM »
Referring to ELAL
HUNCA

Hang Urself and Never Call Again
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #478 on: December 17, 2019, 05:16:56 PM »
Gosh, I know it's been cold and rainy the past couple days, but we're getting real morbid here.
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #479 on: December 17, 2019, 05:21:50 PM »
Gosh, I know it's been cold and rainy the past couple days, but we're getting real morbid here.
We wouldn't be friends IRL
Memories last forever, make them while you can.