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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #480 on: January 08, 2020, 07:58:29 PM »
You can now earn AA status by screwed up leg instead of flown leg? That's pretty cool!
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« Reply #481 on: January 30, 2020, 10:57:57 PM »
found that out the hard way.  Many unhappy returns.
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« Reply #482 on: February 04, 2020, 10:51:47 AM »
Black jelly beans shouldn't be a thing, but here we are
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« Reply #483 on: April 14, 2020, 03:42:59 PM »
Haha I'm thinking of posting my shidduch resume in this thread
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #484 on: May 25, 2020, 09:10:54 PM »
I have around 400 contracts willing to trade 96 rolls of toilet paper for 3 containers of cream cheese.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #485 on: May 25, 2020, 11:13:51 PM »

How do memes evolve? I just saw one with that line (with the toilet paper..)but did aygart make that up or take it from the meme? I donít get it.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #486 on: May 25, 2020, 11:18:31 PM »
How do memes evolve? I just saw one with that line (with the toilet paper..)but did aygart make that up or take it from the meme? I donít get it.
I got that meme forwarded to me about that many times.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #487 on: May 28, 2020, 02:02:07 PM »
One thing a Rov, similar to a parent, needs to think through is what will potential end results be of taking the full hard line stance even if it is correct.

This is so important in and out of context.
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