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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #480 on: January 08, 2020, 07:58:29 PM »
You can now earn AA status by screwed up leg instead of flown leg? That's pretty cool!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #481 on: January 30, 2020, 10:57:57 PM »
found that out the hard way.  Many unhappy returns.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #482 on: February 04, 2020, 10:51:47 AM »
Black jelly beans shouldn't be a thing, but here we are
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #483 on: April 14, 2020, 03:42:59 PM »
Haha I'm thinking of posting my shidduch resume in this thread
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #484 on: May 25, 2020, 09:10:54 PM »
I have around 400 contracts willing to trade 96 rolls of toilet paper for 3 containers of cream cheese.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #485 on: May 25, 2020, 11:13:51 PM »

How do memes evolve? I just saw one with that line (with the toilet paper..)but did aygart make that up or take it from the meme? I donít get it.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #486 on: May 25, 2020, 11:18:31 PM »
How do memes evolve? I just saw one with that line (with the toilet paper..)but did aygart make that up or take it from the meme? I donít get it.
I got that meme forwarded to me about that many times.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #487 on: May 28, 2020, 02:02:07 PM »
One thing a Rov, similar to a parent, needs to think through is what will potential end results be of taking the full hard line stance even if it is correct.

This is so important in and out of context.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #488 on: August 31, 2020, 08:43:47 PM »
Even if one is on DDF all day I canít imagine anybody bored enough to read this
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #489 on: October 01, 2020, 03:07:22 PM »
And may as well bang the nails in with your head, it'll hurt less than arguing politics.

More than one line, but one of the greatest!!!

Edited. Does it qualify for this thread now?
« Last Edit: October 01, 2020, 03:52:18 PM by ExGingi »
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #490 on: October 15, 2020, 11:17:26 AM »
The trendy idea of today is to believe that deep universal truths are contained in 140 character tweets.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #491 on: October 22, 2020, 07:27:12 PM »
*Get's down on one knee. Looks up expectantly*

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #492 on: October 22, 2020, 07:54:43 PM »
Sorry if I ask so many questions, but life is short and there is so much to learn! Let's help each other be great!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #493 on: October 27, 2020, 10:00:46 PM »
Nu, use the like button! >:(
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #494 on: November 05, 2020, 09:57:38 PM »
Either way, Trump's policies trump.
Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #495 on: November 17, 2020, 01:31:32 PM »
It is. They have special machines called cows that process grass and turn it into milk.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #496 on: November 26, 2020, 12:06:20 PM »
A snag is someone who leaves in the 7th inning of a tie playoff game to beat the traffic.


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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #497 on: December 22, 2020, 09:56:50 AM »
Being an anti vaxer turns people into meshaguim or being meshuga makes you an anti vaxer? >:(
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #498 on: January 03, 2021, 11:10:41 AM »
I was JK about the mod thing, I'm too lazy...

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #499 on: January 03, 2021, 11:36:44 AM »
Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes