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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #500 on: January 03, 2021, 11:55:08 AM »
That whole thread is awesome!
The beginning of that thread is like the first day of school.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #501 on: January 19, 2021, 04:26:01 PM »
DDF is the greatest collection of brains assembled since the Anshe Kneses Hagdolah
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #502 on: February 01, 2021, 01:29:56 AM »
A little amateur question. There was an article in zman

I stopped here.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #503 on: February 01, 2021, 08:16:54 AM »
NEW YORK: BREAKING: Mayor de Blasio says beginning 6AM tomorrow, Feb 1, nonessential travel will be restricted in NYC. If you can stay home, stay home.
When does it end? :)
14 days. Once we flatten the snow.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #504 on: February 23, 2021, 10:19:02 PM »
If you are looking for scams, you will see everything as a scam....
Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #505 on: March 08, 2021, 10:15:25 AM »
It isn't (just) an airline, it's Israel.  ;)
הכי בבית בעולם

The hebrew one would be true if your house was run by your toddler having a tantrum
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #506 on: March 12, 2021, 11:35:04 AM »
It's also SAA, which has the competence level of an average journalist reporting on frum Jews, so more than likely not.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #507 on: March 16, 2021, 09:54:46 AM »
I know it's not in the NY/NJ area, so it doesn't really count
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #508 on: March 18, 2021, 01:13:07 PM »
Uber support is a bunch of monkeys in Bang-a-dish supervised by penguins in Antarctica.
If it's not free shipping it's not worth it.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #509 on: March 20, 2021, 11:19:31 PM »
I can't tell you the answer to that. You have to guess. Ask me again in a month and I'll give you a tiny hint.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #510 on: May 28, 2021, 09:32:22 AM »
But if you get an employee off DDF, you'll have to contend with his/her addition to surf online forums for hours. DDMS is a safer bet...
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #511 on: August 17, 2021, 11:38:26 AM »
If CV vs. Dan deteriorates, it's totally on Biden. In Trump era, they always agreed.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #512 on: September 19, 2021, 03:55:56 PM »
All you need to do is change your name to Dan, seems to open a lot of doors ;)

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #513 on: October 18, 2021, 11:23:34 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #514 on: October 18, 2021, 11:28:02 PM »

Just came here to post the same ;)

We found Cleveland, generally, to be quite meh.  The restaurants were meh and Unger's Supermarket was meh (the Grove opened while we were there but we didn't have a chance to stop by).  Now I understand why Dan is such a foodie - it's slim pickings in Cleveland.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #515 on: October 18, 2021, 11:37:27 PM »
Just came here to post the same ;)
It's a real pity. I'm going to miss PBaruch's trip reports. He should've just held back from making fun of CLE and he never would've been banned.  :P

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #516 on: October 19, 2021, 12:06:16 AM »
It's a real pity. I'm going to miss PBaruch's trip reports. He should've just held back from making fun of CLE and he never would've been banned.  :P
Do not fear, rumor has it he's making a competing forum titled [removed by mod].
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #517 on: November 17, 2021, 09:55:11 AM »
*These* are ExGingi's times; *those* were Gingi's times.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #518 on: November 17, 2021, 10:40:49 AM »
It's a real pity. I'm going to miss PBaruch's trip reports. He should've just held back from making fun of CLE and he never would've been banned.  :P
You can ban a name but not a person.  :)
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #519 on: November 17, 2021, 10:51:26 AM »
You can ban a name but not a person.  :)
How would you know? :P
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