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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #80 on: May 10, 2016, 12:43:56 AM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #81 on: May 12, 2016, 07:41:44 PM »
Women just know how to milk the most out of any given situation. >:D

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #82 on: May 29, 2016, 02:59:42 PM »
Only good in context so I'll quote the post beforehand too...

The crayon has left the states.  I hope to hear soon that it landed.
Looking forward to the TR :)

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #83 on: June 08, 2016, 06:56:19 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #84 on: June 09, 2016, 02:27:41 PM »
I reject your rebuke and I counter-rebuke you, sir.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #85 on: June 09, 2016, 06:28:10 PM »
You want to know the funniest thing?
I've actually said that in real life... more than once.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #86 on: June 09, 2016, 06:37:28 PM »
You want to know the funniest thing?
I've actually said that in real life... more than once.
And what was the response from the one you said it to? Probably more like  ??? :o ??? :o ??? :o ??? :o

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #87 on: June 09, 2016, 06:51:22 PM »
And what was the response from the one you said it to? Probably more like  ??? :o ??? :o ??? :o ??? :o
That's actually a pretty good depiction.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #88 on: July 04, 2016, 03:16:16 PM »
are you in a rush to get your poop emoji pillow?

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #89 on: July 07, 2016, 11:14:20 PM »
Na. Seems like an otherwise normal poster. But it just goes to show what 1 year on DDF can do to your brain.
Date Registered: July 14, 2015, 04:28:52 PM.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #90 on: July 08, 2016, 03:14:39 PM »
+2. Anyway to change username?
Why would you want to do that? Pick a name and stick with it.
^^^

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #91 on: July 08, 2016, 03:19:13 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #92 on: July 11, 2016, 02:48:51 PM »
One of the best ones I've seen out there!!!! (Especially when read out of context.)

I didn't look at the item, I am trying to figure out how we can get free stuff here
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #93 on: July 19, 2016, 01:22:41 PM »
I don't think I'm going to bother sorting through all of my unsolicited garbage just to find my solicited garbage.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #94 on: July 21, 2016, 04:36:33 PM »
^^^

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #95 on: July 28, 2016, 11:46:21 PM »
They say that if you bury your electronics in rice and leave them overnight, the rice will attract Orientals who will come and fix your device for you.
Money talks...mine says goodbye!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #96 on: August 04, 2016, 05:36:47 PM »
Is it a crime to clip your toenails on a public bus?

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #97 on: August 07, 2016, 03:42:37 AM »
Can you search a little before opening a new thread every time you wanna sneeze?

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #98 on: August 10, 2016, 10:42:10 PM »
On the day the guy climbed Trump Tower:

Well, for a few hours at least, Donald Trump wasn't the craziest man at Trump tower.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #99 on: August 11, 2016, 07:56:18 PM »
I'm making lots of money. I'm a paid troll.