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Great DDF One-Liners
« on: March 17, 2016, 04:13:35 PM »
I keep coming across posts (especially in the JS board...) that have wonderful line mentioned in them, even more so when taken out of context. I figured I'll start this thread to share some of the things that got me to smile.

DISCLAIMER: I don't mean to offend anyone anyone personally, and everything should be looked at in its original context before attacking or commenting about it.

So here we'll start:
Quote from: grodnoking on September 20, 2015, 02:32:09 PM
If I were a chicken id love to get out for a day before I die.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2016, 04:16:44 PM »
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2016, 04:44:02 PM »
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2016, 05:05:29 PM »


Quote from: Work-for-ur-muny on March 17, 2016, 04:13:35 PM
I keep coming across posts (especially in the JS board...) that have wonderful line mentioned in them, even more so when taken out of context. I figured I'll start this thread to share some of the things that got me to smile.

DISCLAIMER: I don't mean to offend anyone anyone personally, and everything should be looked at in its original context before attacking or commenting about it.

So here we'll start:

I didn't even know where my own line was being quoted from.

Where's the "uch I hate you" line?
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2016, 05:10:55 PM »
Quote from: grodnoking on March 17, 2016, 05:05:29 PM

I didn't even know where my own line was being quoted from.

Where's the "uch I hate you" line?
this?
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2016, 05:12:46 PM »
Quote from: AJK on November 26, 2013, 04:12:27 PM
Uch. I hate you.


Yeah. It's probably the most quoted line on DDF.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2016, 05:13:32 PM »
I have some good ones compiled from over the time I've spent on DDF.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2016, 06:40:09 PM »
Quote from: AJK on July 15, 2015, 12:28:37 PM
Comes across as a whiny, petulant, over-entitled n00b.  Oh, IMO.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2016, 06:50:40 PM »
Quote from: AJK on April 17, 2015, 11:13:22 AM
look at me like I have three heads and ask me, "What the FUK, dude?" I'll be able to say, "precisely."
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2016, 07:30:46 PM »
Quote from: David Smith on March 17, 2016, 07:23:49 PM
I know I wouldn't want to be memorialized for those comments on that thread.
You didn't even post in that thread. Except if you have more than one username...
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2016, 07:33:27 PM »
Quote from: Work-for-ur-muny on March 17, 2016, 07:30:46 PM
You didn't even post in that thread. Except if you have more than one username...
I meant if I were the person you quoted. Is that sacrilegious to say?
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2016, 07:35:04 PM »
Quote from: David Smith on March 17, 2016, 07:33:27 PM
I meant if I were the person you quoted. Is that sacrilegious to say?
Misunderstood, sorry.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2016, 07:40:05 PM »
Quote from: AJK on November 03, 2014, 01:24:15 AM
And with that I needed to change my underwear.

That entire TR was pure gold, for that matter. Many great pearls there.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2016, 09:07:29 PM »
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2016, 11:28:34 PM »
Quote from: David Smith on March 17, 2016, 07:40:05 PM
That entire TR was pure gold, for that matter. Many great pearls there.
I added the bold. :P :P
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2016, 11:07:30 AM »
Quote from: Dan on October 26, 2011, 04:37:24 PM
Fine/Dry Wine is one drink I just haven't been able to acquire a taste for.
For me it's Moscato all the way.

Always laugh when I see this one.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2016, 11:13:21 AM »
No Mesh lines?
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