Great DDF One-Liners

[Work-for-ur-muny]

if you're  concerned about plane crashes don't go on a plane as the buckle won't help much.

[Work-for-ur-muny]

There's nothing scientific about a man "feeling like a woman".

[yakrot]

Whoopdadamdoo.

[Work-for-ur-muny]

Since when is Florida a verb?

[Work-for-ur-muny]

these appliances are definitely not kosher.

Neither is DDF.

So don't eat it

[Super Speed]

Quit while you're behind

[Work-for-ur-muny]

Women just know how to milk the most out of any given situation.

[Work-for-ur-muny]

Only good in context so I'll quote the post beforehand too...

The crayon has left the states.  I hope to hear soon that it landed.

Looking forward to the TR

[Work-for-ur-muny]

DDF is a cyber dictatorship.

[Work-for-ur-muny]

I reject your rebuke and I counter-rebuke you, sir.

[Freddie]

You want to know the funniest thing?
I've actually said that in real life... more than once.

[Work-for-ur-muny]

You want to know the funniest thing?
I've actually said that in real life... more than once.

And what was the response from the one you said it to? Probably more like 

[Freddie]

And what was the response from the one you said it to? Probably more like 

That's actually a pretty good depiction.

[Work-for-ur-muny]

are you in a rush to get your poop emoji pillow?

[yakov116]

Na. Seems like an otherwise normal poster. But it just goes to show what 1 year on DDF can do to your brain.
Date Registered: July 14, 2015, 04:28:52 PM.