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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #105 on: August 22, 2016, 04:19:16 AM »
Compensation for time spent in the bathroom? What exactly do you want?

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #106 on: August 22, 2016, 04:20:09 AM »
The guy who sleeps between 1am and 7am is either a troll or works for Seasons!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #107 on: August 22, 2016, 04:21:56 AM »
I'm still trying to make sense out of this; but loving it, nevertheless...

It's so beautiful because not only is it wrong, it's the OPPOSITE of right.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #108 on: August 24, 2016, 04:26:45 PM »
This thread is like a whatsapp group for the extremely bored old bachurim.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #109 on: August 25, 2016, 12:28:27 AM »
I'd say we can fight until elul so we got time!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #110 on: August 31, 2016, 10:43:34 AM »
I heard from an ovel recently that he was sentenced to 1 week house arrest and 11 months of community service...
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #111 on: August 31, 2016, 10:51:32 AM »
That's a good line. Where is the DDF one-liner about the yiddene who got up from shiva l"a and said, "Now I know... shachris doesn't take 15 minutes and maariv doesn't take 2 hours"? Tim T?

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #112 on: August 31, 2016, 10:53:46 AM »
That's a good line. Where is the DDF one-liner about the yiddene who got up from shiva l"a and said, "Now I know... shachris doesn't take 15 minutes and maariv doesn't take 2 hours"? Tim T?
A woman got up from shiva and tells her husband "I learned two things: Shacharis doesn't take only 15 minutes and maariv doesn't take an hour and a half!"
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #113 on: August 31, 2016, 10:54:56 AM »
Nice job, @coralsnake.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #114 on: August 31, 2016, 01:47:30 PM »
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #115 on: August 31, 2016, 02:04:17 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #116 on: August 31, 2016, 02:08:47 PM »
Money talks...mine says goodbye!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #117 on: August 31, 2016, 02:34:13 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #118 on: August 31, 2016, 02:41:16 PM »
I thought this thread would die after the invention of the Like button but I see it lives on.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #119 on: August 31, 2016, 03:10:32 PM »
I thought this thread would die after the invention of the Like button but I see it lives on.
The purpose of this thread is to bring it all to one place, so others who didn't visit that particular thread can also enjoy.