Great DDF One-Liners

[Work-for-ur-muny]

Compensation for time spent in the bathroom? What exactly do you want?

[Work-for-ur-muny]

The guy who sleeps between 1am and 7am is either a troll or works for Seasons!

[Work-for-ur-muny]

I'm still trying to make sense out of this; but loving it, nevertheless...

It's so beautiful because not only is it wrong, it's the OPPOSITE of right.

[Work-for-ur-muny]

This thread is like a whatsapp group for the extremely bored old bachurim.

[yuneeq]

I'd say we can fight until elul so we got time!

[etech0]

I heard from an ovel recently that he was sentenced to 1 week house arrest and 11 months of community service...

[Freddie]

That's a good line. Where is the DDF one-liner about the yiddene who got up from shiva l"a and said, "Now I know... shachris doesn't take 15 minutes and maariv doesn't take 2 hours"? Tim T?

[coralsnake]

That's a good line. Where is the DDF one-liner about the yiddene who got up from shiva l"a and said, "Now I know... shachris doesn't take 15 minutes and maariv doesn't take 2 hours"? Tim T?

A woman got up from shiva and tells her husband "I learned two things: Shacharis doesn't take only 15 minutes and maariv doesn't take an hour and a half!"

[Freddie]

Nice job, @coralsnake.

[emjee]

+1

[Freddie]

+1

Nu, use the like button!

[yakov116]

Nu, use the like button!

+1

[Freddie]

+1

Now you're messing with me.

[TimT]

I thought this thread would die after the invention of the Like button but I see it lives on.

[Work-for-ur-muny]

I thought this thread would die after the invention of the Like button but I see it lives on.

The purpose of this thread is to bring it all to one place, so others who didn't visit that particular thread can also enjoy.