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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #120 on: August 31, 2016, 03:11:12 PM »
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #121 on: August 31, 2016, 03:11:56 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on August 31, 2016, 02:34:13 PM
Now you're messing with me.
Why I liked your post before I did +1!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #122 on: August 31, 2016, 05:52:04 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on August 31, 2016, 02:04:17 PM
Nu, use the like button! >:(
Not on your life. In case you can't see it I am sitting on my hands and I refuse to hit the like button. I am protesting the oppression of non-Jews on this forum. To me, this is bigger than DDF and it would be selfish on my part to look the other way. There are credit cards in the street and people getting paid leave and getting away with denying me for no reason.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #123 on: August 31, 2016, 05:55:04 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on August 31, 2016, 05:52:04 PM
Not on your life. In case you can't see it I am sitting on my hands and I refuse to hit the like button. I am protesting the oppression of non-Jews on this forum. To me, this is bigger than DDF and it would be selfish on my part to look the other way. There are credit cards in the street and people getting paid leave and getting away with denying me for no reason.
we can't even tell you to leave-been there done that
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #124 on: August 31, 2016, 06:42:08 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on August 31, 2016, 05:52:04 PM
Not on your life. In case you can't see it I am sitting on my hands and I refuse to hit the like button. I am protesting the oppression of non-Jews on this forum. To me, this is bigger than DDF and it would be selfish on my part to look the other way. There are credit cards in the street and people getting paid leave and getting away with denying me for no reason.

I deny you!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #125 on: August 31, 2016, 06:51:00 PM »
Quote from: aygart on August 31, 2016, 05:55:04 PM
we can't even tell you to leave-been there done that
Quote from: hachover on August 31, 2016, 06:42:08 PM
I deny you!
This is what I am talking about. Maybe I can get Freddie to articulate my point better.  >:(
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #126 on: August 31, 2016, 06:52:39 PM »
How much would you pay me to be your spokesman?
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #127 on: August 31, 2016, 06:56:07 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on August 31, 2016, 06:52:39 PM
How much would you pay me to be your spokesman?
Do you get a notification ever time someone mentions your name?  :P
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #128 on: August 31, 2016, 07:40:38 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on August 31, 2016, 06:56:07 PM
Do you get a notification ever time someone mentions your name? 
Like!
Quote from: Freddie on August 31, 2016, 02:04:17 PM
Nu, use the like button! >:(
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #129 on: September 01, 2016, 12:00:33 PM »
Quote from: AsherO on September 01, 2016, 11:44:45 AM
I'm trying to like, but it says:

"Likes are currently disabled for this user, he is under investigation for Like-fraud"
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #130 on: September 01, 2016, 12:28:45 PM »
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #131 on: September 04, 2016, 03:06:07 PM »
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #132 on: September 05, 2016, 08:33:26 PM »
Quote from: Baruch on September 04, 2016, 02:12:45 PM
If something sounds too good to be true, it ain't true................. unless Dan posts it on DansDeals.   :)
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #133 on: September 07, 2016, 08:49:37 PM »
Quote from: Dan on September 07, 2016, 08:37:57 PM
Ball-zapping is one thing, but murder is a bit much for this crowd.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #134 on: September 07, 2016, 10:24:38 PM »

A one-liner implies that the whole line was good. This was a LOL for me but really just for one phrase.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #135 on: September 08, 2016, 07:06:37 PM »
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #136 on: September 12, 2016, 07:43:02 PM »


Quote from: mochjas on September 12, 2016, 03:26:29 PM
Finally something I've been wanting to say for a long time. They should rename this thread: Noobs trying to get to israel for free!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #137 on: September 13, 2016, 01:44:47 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on September 13, 2016, 10:55:06 AM
I guess I am saying that as someone who has a knack for storing strange and often "deplorable" information, just trust me on this.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #138 on: September 16, 2016, 12:40:33 AM »
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A good deal is like a joke, if you don't understand it, the joke's on you, if you explain it it's DEAD!!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #139 on: September 25, 2016, 03:56:40 PM »
Quote from: stbaum on September 25, 2016, 03:46:57 PM

I hope you all have a gut gebentcht yur and may *** ****** **** in particular burn in hell :)

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