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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #220 on: January 09, 2017, 11:16:09 PM »
Quote from: ADG on January 09, 2017, 11:10:49 PM
being at work at 8 am isnt fun. But when it is in the bronx- shit!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #221 on: January 12, 2017, 03:12:59 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on December 12, 2013, 03:13:27 AM
No contest at all. Mesh has to try and be mean. To me it just comes natural.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #222 on: January 12, 2017, 03:16:29 PM »
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #223 on: January 17, 2017, 11:06:12 PM »
Was this nominated already? I only just saw it tonight.

Quote from: Yehuda57 on December 15, 2016, 11:32:23 AM
If you want a warm sense of nostalgia, maybe wet yourself while wearing a pair of onesie pajamas and sucking your thumb instead of crying about a sandwich shop  it seems you haven't even tried.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #224 on: January 17, 2017, 11:08:49 PM »
ABDL?
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #225 on: January 22, 2017, 09:06:22 AM »
Quote from: Emkay on January 22, 2017, 09:00:31 AM
It would likely still be gibberish, but it will at least be readable gibberish.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #226 on: January 24, 2017, 07:45:08 AM »
Quote from: Emkay on January 24, 2017, 07:34:25 AM
every thread is the halacha/Kashrus thread.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #227 on: January 24, 2017, 08:06:27 AM »
Quote from: mmgfarb on January 24, 2017, 07:45:08 AM
Quote from: Emkay on January 24, 2017, 07:34:25 AM
every thread is the halacha/Kashrus thread.
That sounds like an old one of mine
Quote from: aygart on May 15, 2014, 10:17:49 AM
you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion
It has gotten more and more true. I think I will make that my sig.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #228 on: January 24, 2017, 08:07:24 AM »
Quote from: aygart on January 24, 2017, 08:06:27 AM

That sounds like an old one of mine
Lol, that's good.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #229 on: January 24, 2017, 11:38:48 AM »
Quote from: bznt on January 24, 2017, 11:33:23 AM
I need something just to do amex offers , multi tabs. Up to 50 tabs at a time. Would this be fast enough ?
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #230 on: January 24, 2017, 11:40:49 AM »
Quote from: username on January 24, 2017, 11:38:48 AM

That was not warranted. I am serious
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #231 on: January 24, 2017, 05:55:10 PM »
Quote from: yuneeq on January 24, 2017, 05:52:11 PM
You missed the huge worm that snuck out.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #232 on: January 29, 2017, 11:50:31 AM »
Quote from: Something Fishy on January 27, 2017, 01:35:36 PM
If Ush was smart enough to become a dentist I trust he could walk and chew gum at the same time.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #233 on: February 02, 2017, 02:36:14 AM »
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #234 on: February 03, 2017, 01:01:26 PM »
Quote from: meshugener on February 03, 2017, 10:48:22 AM
Cursing in Hebrew doesn't make you look any better than cursing in English.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #235 on: February 05, 2017, 10:52:59 PM »
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #236 on: February 06, 2017, 12:24:17 PM »
Quote from: coralsnake on June 02, 2008, 03:22:23 PM
Why do people think that they are somehow more 'important' because they have simply wasted more of their time making useless posts resulting in a higher post count?
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #237 on: February 06, 2017, 02:55:10 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on February 04, 2017, 09:17:24 PM
You must pee in your pants from reading Laffy Taffy jokes.

Only because if we don't post it here, Freddie will be very sad. No one wants a sad Freddie.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #238 on: February 06, 2017, 03:00:33 PM »
Quote from: Yehuda57 on February 06, 2017, 02:55:10 PM
Only because if we don't post it here, Freddie will be very sad. No wants a sad Freddie.
Did you ever try? It might just be much more fun!  :)
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #239 on: February 08, 2017, 06:00:10 PM »
Quote from: Something Fishy on February 08, 2017, 05:14:34 PM
This post won this thread. Everyone can go home now.
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