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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #280 on: May 17, 2017, 06:34:11 PM »

As the saying goes, (and was probably mentioned dozens of times on the forums) "Chabad is the religion closest to Judaism".

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« Reply #281 on: May 17, 2017, 11:53:11 PM »
I guess that's why its DansDeals and not MooseDeals.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #282 on: May 19, 2017, 10:56:34 AM »
Even on a Friday I am not going to get dragged into this
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #284 on: June 19, 2017, 07:18:06 PM »
I got a notification that I was quoted here... was it deleted ?

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« Reply #285 on: June 19, 2017, 07:18:47 PM »
I got a notification that I was quoted here... was it deleted ?
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #286 on: June 27, 2017, 04:06:48 PM »
Lipa the badchan is fantastic, Lipa the Hassidic Lady Gaga is cringetastic.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #287 on: June 29, 2017, 05:25:29 PM »
And to top it all off, my kids have to deal with a drunk father.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #288 on: June 30, 2017, 12:34:29 AM »
This is a case of reverse identity theft. Usually it is a few people using one identity. Here it is e few identities using one person.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #289 on: July 03, 2017, 05:21:01 PM »
“The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.”
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #290 on: July 03, 2017, 05:24:54 PM »
“The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.”
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Had no idea he was on DDF.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #291 on: July 03, 2017, 05:25:39 PM »
Had no idea he was on DDF.
Oops, wrong thread :) feel free to move it
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #292 on: July 03, 2017, 07:11:09 PM »
“The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.”
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Huh... I Saw that somewhere and had it as my whatsapp status (before whatsapp went rogue) for the longest time. Nice to know the source
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #293 on: July 03, 2017, 07:21:39 PM »
Huh... I Saw that somewhere and had it as my whatsapp status (before whatsapp went rogue) for the longest time. Nice to know the source
If you believe it... I'm just reposting :)
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #294 on: July 03, 2017, 07:29:46 PM »
If you believe it... I'm just reposting :)
A quick Google search seems to attribute it either to Ben Franklin, or John Ruskin.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #295 on: July 07, 2017, 01:18:35 PM »
You sound like such a NY'er

What if there aren't 12 kosher restaurants within 2 blocks?


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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #296 on: July 14, 2017, 06:13:54 PM »
If your name is Levi and you live in Los Angeles, 90036, I got your walmart paperwork in my order. Huge breach of privacy. You should demand the rest of your tissues as compensation.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #297 on: July 24, 2017, 02:25:57 AM »
Coming up:
In the Catskills. Maybe just for masochistic pleasure I'll drive to Woodbourne and break my fast on greasy pizza that I'll have to wait in line an hour for while being mobbed by hungry, kvetchy people who haven't bathed in 9 days while it just broke 90 today.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #298 on: July 24, 2017, 02:27:51 AM »
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #299 on: July 24, 2017, 02:59:03 AM »