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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #320 on: September 27, 2017, 11:35:07 AM »
I was going to complain about taking this thread OT
Sure you were :)

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #321 on: September 29, 2017, 11:29:35 AM »
Sure you were :)
...but then I stopped myself.
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #322 on: September 29, 2017, 11:29:48 AM »
I never defend him. I defend truth. Sometimes he is a side beneficiary.
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #323 on: October 02, 2017, 10:07:35 AM »
Sometimes he doesn't allow his theoretical לומדות be confused by practical facts

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #324 on: October 10, 2017, 07:57:16 PM »
Long, but still

It would be like if some reporters asked you, "Isn't it highly unusual and suspicious activity that you applied for over FIFTY credit cards in one year?!" and you would be like, "Oh my goodness, you guys are so out of your element. No!" And then they would hock you again, "But fifty?!" and you would be like, "I bet you guys carry a balance, don't you?"
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #325 on: October 16, 2017, 01:51:17 AM »
You're probably the guy who makes the announcement not to bavarf until after the haftorah

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #326 on: October 17, 2017, 09:45:44 PM »
because of you my 1 yr old will never get to eat real food!!!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #327 on: October 19, 2017, 10:38:34 PM »
Is it hard to type with your head in the sand?

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #328 on: October 23, 2017, 06:38:35 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #329 on: October 23, 2017, 08:14:06 PM »

? Don't get the greatness of this line... :)

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #330 on: October 23, 2017, 08:24:33 PM »
? Don't get the greatness of this line... :)
BLM in the Lakewood area

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #331 on: October 23, 2017, 10:50:36 PM »
BLM in the Lakewood area
It's not? Forgive me for being dumb.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #332 on: October 23, 2017, 10:55:11 PM »
It's not? Forgive me for being dumb.
Not dumb, in fact, I purposely took it out of context. Follow the link to the quoted post.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #333 on: October 23, 2017, 11:14:41 PM »
Not dumb, in fact, I purposely took it out of context. Follow the link to the quoted post.
I did. Still don't get it.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #334 on: October 23, 2017, 11:22:16 PM »
I did. Still don't get it.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #335 on: October 23, 2017, 11:55:04 PM »
BlackLivesMatter
It's a typo. It's supposed to say Black "Hats" matter...

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #336 on: November 09, 2017, 07:45:57 PM »
you cant drop such a sad video without warning its embarrassing to start crying in public

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #337 on: November 09, 2017, 07:47:46 PM »
If it's not free shipping it's not worth it.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #338 on: November 09, 2017, 07:49:10 PM »

Ask @Freddie about that. He probably has some use of them.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #339 on: November 09, 2017, 07:54:11 PM »
Ask @Freddie about that. He probably has some use of them.
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