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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #360 on: November 29, 2017, 02:45:50 PM »
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A mere לו seconds to be nominated!
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #361 on: November 29, 2017, 02:54:13 PM »

A mere לו seconds to be nominated!
Must have been a really  לו (כתיב: לא) good one  ;)

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #362 on: November 29, 2017, 03:01:59 PM »
Must have been a really  לו (כתיב: לא) good one  ;)
Reminds me of this beautiful shiur (might find it easier to listen if you speed it up to 1.5x).
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #363 on: November 29, 2017, 06:05:25 PM »
When I say "Oink" its because Im being kind.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #364 on: November 29, 2017, 06:20:03 PM »
Don't confuse visitation or mivtzaim with a prison or jail experience.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #365 on: November 29, 2017, 07:12:44 PM »
When I say "Oink" its because Im being kind.

I was thinking of putting this one here :)
Oink...
And I say that with the utmost respect.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #366 on: November 30, 2017, 01:54:31 PM »
I know, I know, this is for DDF but after reading the so far 92 comments where the majority are folks saying "dead" or "doesn't work" this one is awesome!

https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/kitchen/price-mistake-hurry-lg-electronics-gas-range-ovens-sale-home-depot-save-hundreds-dollars-off-retail-prices/#comment-1333023

If it's not free shipping it's not worth it.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #367 on: November 30, 2017, 04:37:59 PM »
How society treats its most vulnerable defines them,

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #368 on: December 01, 2017, 12:52:24 PM »
Unless you're in Chicago where that kind of unlucky magic happens all the time.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #369 on: December 03, 2017, 05:23:16 PM »
Sorry, but even according to your logic, 1+0 is still greater then 0+0.
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #370 on: December 03, 2017, 07:31:37 PM »
It's the thread that keeps on giving :)

Yingele, this thread is for big boys, go back and play with your magformers

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #371 on: December 03, 2017, 11:53:12 PM »


So don't write stupid statements.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #372 on: December 04, 2017, 01:53:24 AM »
There's OT and there's stupid, we're well beyond the latter.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #373 on: December 04, 2017, 01:53:42 AM »
Too many people don't really want the geulah. They love their country and FB too much.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #374 on: December 04, 2017, 01:54:02 AM »
paging @aygart please insert your religious discussion here..

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #375 on: December 04, 2017, 06:30:21 AM »
There's a point where you're foot is so far in your mouth you keep stuffing it, in hopes when it comes out the other side it will work just as it did before...

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #376 on: December 04, 2017, 08:17:20 AM »


I would have gone with "you put your foot in your mouth so far, you just keep it in there trying to casually play it off as a toothpick."

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #377 on: December 04, 2017, 08:37:44 AM »
I would have gone with "you put your foot in your mouth so far, you just keep it in there trying to casually play it off as a toothpick."
Well, you just nominated yourself, and all in the proper thread
Memories last forever, make them while you can.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #378 on: December 04, 2017, 10:25:05 AM »

A mere לו seconds to be nominated!
Reminiscent of the אור הגנוז and right on time for חנוכה.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #379 on: December 04, 2017, 02:17:23 PM »
Well, you just nominated yourself, and all in the proper thread
This thread is for Reporting New Popcorn threads only. NO DISCUSSION Of Popcorn In This Thread!
Same rule goes here? No good one-liners in this thread?